floor ganja

Marijuana obtained from the floor, not more than a week old. "floor ganja searches" may be executed, during which one or more persons search the floor and surrounding areas for buddage.

"Hey man, you scored some PHAT floor ganja!"

by dos stoned gatos November 28, 2005

laugh at the floor

To vomit loudly and/or violently.

Tom got so sick that we heard him laugh at the floor in the other room.

by Unidyne March 11, 2005

Floor Show

This is the goings on of the late night experience at Denny's, Norm's, Harbor House Cafe and any other 24 hour restaurant, this is where the drunks and crazies come to kill time while waiting for their buzz to wear off.

Lets go to Harbor House Cafe because their floor show is better than Denny's

by Spandy September 26, 2005

11th Floor

Look up eleventh floor instead of 11th. 11th floor is close to the Penthouse keep leveling up!

11th by Nina Macc, Some can't make it to the front door. 11th floor is a Sexy odd number just like 69.

by Dimples MamA Kitty MOMRiDaZ May 4, 2020

Running the floor

To run the floor is to make best use of the space around you, not to be confused with the phrase "running the show" where someone, like a boss, is in command of the action.

She was running the floor with those ticket giveaways. She worked the concert to her advantage.

by Kermitt September 23, 2019

Floor is wet

The -“floor is wet” is a line from prison meaning the patrol officers are doing the runs, this can also be used on teachers

Person on Lookout: THE FLOOR IS WET
Everyone scatters back to doing what they’re doing and the teacher greets everyone with awards for doing great work

by an unkown gender hello December 10, 2017

Floor Dump

When intentionally or not, a turd misses the toilet bowl, landing on the floor creating a nice surprise for future parties and cleaning staff.

Upon entering the stall, Humbult realized to his dismay that the last patron had not aimed sufficiently, and that he had not aimed his foot sufficiently either, landing into the waiting floor dump. Glancing down at the human feces in his treads, and faced with the possibility of cleaning it out, he wondered whether it would be better to just throw away the shoe. But then realizing that he would waste two good shoes, he made the tough call to clean it out with his fingernails and a folded up receipt.

by trump_ice October 11, 2008