Depression Bath

When you are so sad and you’ve tried everything to be happy and nothing worked so you go and take a bath

I’ve been crying all day so now I’m going to go take a depression bath

by yeetxxyuhh April 28, 2020

cash-bath

when a person literaly or thoreticly is rolling in the big bucks

yea hes havin a cash-bath right now

by doughnutholes September 13, 2010

sits bath

When two women, usually lesbians, sit on top of each other over the toilet and simultaneously urinate.

I can hear my lesbian neighbors fighting over the bathroom every morning; I wonder why they don't take a sits bath?

by Lifty Lady March 13, 2019

Long Bath

When a woman says she is going for a “Long Bath” it’s an opportunity to masturbate without the kids bursting in. Also known as “Playing the Welsh Banjo”

“I’m just off for a long bath love, put CBeebies on and watch the kids for a bit”

by ImSpike March 01, 2021

Toaster Bath

When you need to shut off the power.

Robert hated life and needed to flip all the breakers in the house so he attempted toaster bath.

by Toaster Bath March 01, 2020

Bath weasel

Someone who doesn’t wash & absolutely stinks

When close you need to hold your breath

When was the last time you had a shower ?you bath weasel

by Baked bean August 21, 2019

foot bath

Code word for poop because you are too embarrassed to say you have to poop so you run water and say it is a footbath

Roomie 1: Why are you in the bathroom for so long with the water running??

Roomie 2: Oh, just takin a foot bath! My feet are so dirty!
*poops with water running*
*plop*

by poopmaster72plop February 26, 2014