Simp

A 0 self-worth man who goes out for pussy that’s mediocre at best. He skips out on hanging with the boys to chase after some girl that will drop him the L within the first 10 seconds of any conversation. He sends her hearts and love emojis as if he has 10 fucking brain cells in his head. Often times they go by the names such as Danny, Brian and Johnny.

-Person_1: “Oh shit, there’s Thomas coming. He’s such a simp.”
- Person_2: “Oh fuck, lets get the fuck out of here now.”

by stopsimping July 9, 2020

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Simp

A bitch ass nigga named angel that stays on ft with nina all day and does to much.

Angel yo your a fucking simp

by Trhagbejan August 27, 2020

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“Simp” is a saying that means tenkoxanywomen. If you are confused, tenkoxanywomen is the definition of a simp. The word simp is VERY commonly misused, so this is the correct meaning.

INCORRECT -

Eww! You simp!

My name is Kathy! I am not tenkoxanywomen.

(wrong, because calling somebody that is not tenkoxanywomen a simp is horribly incorrect. (may vary in context))

CORRECT:

Is that tenkoxanywomen?

Omg yeah! Simp!

(correct, because it is used in a way referring to tenkoxanywomen)

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Simp

Some one who invites you to a call just to complain about how about how a girl has been playing him. But then proceeds to be her best friends and share everything you and the boys were talking about.

Look at him. He's literary her foot mat just for the pipe.

When you try to be nice cause you're trying to lay the pipe, YOU'RE A SIMP!

by A true Uchiha April 4, 2020

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