mistake

When you fuck an ugly bitch then come in her pussy, so then, later, you realize the condom has broken.

mistake
Nigger: This bitch is ugly, but Ima fuck the living hell outta her anyway.
Bitch: ohhh yeahhh, yeahhhh... coming together
Nigger:... yaeaahh... yeahh... yes.. shockeduh? WTF?!

by Toronto Raptors January 30, 2008

Ghettho Masta M-Dogg

A real g-unit soldier, drug sella, pimp n a damn good rapper, a Ghettho Masta M-Dogg

u'd find a Ghettho Masta M-Dogg on da streetz sellin weed 2 da fedz

by gatpopper51 June 25, 2006

mastabaita

a person that masterbates while watching fishing shows

Johnny mastabaita while watching Adventures of Fishing.

by ananamous January 9, 2004

Mistake

Obama

Bob- i voted for Obama

Bob- damnit that was the nigger?, what a "mistake".

by Kain Rize July 2, 2009

Mastard

a masturbating bastard

That mastard just won't quit!

by betocito April 30, 2006

mista Ed

a talking horse on tv

i watched mista ed on tv yesterday

by nicollette October 8, 2004

mastarvation

Not being able to masturbate usually to ejaculation, such as being forced into a public situation for an extended amount of time, or not being allowed to by another person.

I'm saving my baby gravy up for a week for an epic load and have the worst case of mastarvation.

by dole23b July 23, 2011