Samsonite meeting

A pointless meeting, waste of time

Andy - Dude went to that Samsonite meeting the other day

Traci - How was it?

Andy - 30 minutes i'll never get back!

by hornetnelly1 April 16, 2010

Post Meeting Positivity

A feeling of great optimism that comes directly after a important meeting that often never eventuates into anything truely worthwhile.

Guy: Did you see Melissa this morning? She wouldn't shutup about that new project she's working on.

Guy2: Yeah, she's suffering from Post Meeting Positivity.

by phantom pooper 2011 April 24, 2011

lad meeting

The coming together of top lads to take part in serious lad chat. No hoes must be present.

Eg. When in uni halls, lad meetings may take part in the shower (fully clothed). Whatever is discussed behind shower curtain does not leave.

by Tightglow May 6, 2015

Multi meating

(Verb) The act of two men penetrating a woman. A sexual act.

"Wow did you see those guys multi meating that chick?!"

by BobsIPA June 18, 2016

boring meeting

When the most interesting things are me, myself and I or a "Don't Get Molested" video.

This is a boring meeting.

by Mr Neo Anderson May 21, 2017

drunk meeting

it is where you gather as a group and talk about your drunk sins

''my names Andreja and I'm an alcoholic...''
''hello Andreja, hello everyone''
'' I love my drunk meetings''

by reecerewrgwrnhjyu,.io'opr July 11, 2017

production meeting

Taking a shit. Or going number two. Saying it in a discreet way.

Sorry I'm late I was in a production meeting.

by Fob6666 November 1, 2017