Melvin

To poke someone up the bum; Melvin is usually shouted by the offender when they carry out such obscenity.

"Melvin!"

Aww, come onn! Are you gay or something!?

by I P4P4MURF I October 26, 2010

Melvin with cheese

When one performs a Melvin on a female with a yeast infection.

Cindy: I decided to give Scumbellina a Melvin. It became a Melvin with cheese, to my dismay.

Wendy: Ill. That's nasty.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010

peach melvin

When an old man goes to a parlour and has his bald head buffed until shiny.

Oh hey George, I just got back from gettin' a peach melvin at Paul's Parlour.

by Roger May 7, 2005

Meeting Houdini

One who masterfully escapes meetings, without any trace.

All-Day Project Planning Meeting? Daily status call? Meeting with an annoying security vendor? Poof! A masterful Meeting Houdini can avoid without leaving a trace.

Bob is an amazing Meeting Houdini. I asked him to attend his yearly performance review, and I got an SMS stating "My cat died last night. His last wishes were to be cremated and have his ashes scattered in the neighbour's sandbox."

by C.Steamer March 4, 2013

Melvin's procedure

An open palm slap to the face. Usually used to correct hysterical or unreasonable behaviour.

"Crazy bitch wouldn't stop screaming so I had to perform a Melvin's procedure"

by Deuce1984 November 15, 2013

Melvin Matolo

A virus created from abomination and pure curse, a mistake in other words. Symptoms are: constant feelings to any being that doesn't like him, Brain malfunction, constant need of attention, dehydration,copying every moves that someone does, ever lasting hunger, AIDS in the genes exist and constant beating from everyone.

Ez: Yo Rambo, you good?
Rambo: Nah, I got the Melvin Matolo

Ez: Damnnnn bro! Fuck away from me!

by ThotSlayer God March 21, 2019

Melvin'd

To start an evening with the intention of only having 1 or 2 drinks only to be pushed

in to a lot more till standing becomes a struggle and inevitably passing out.

I got melvin'd last night.
She F**king Melvin’d me last night.

by OldGhostDog June 21, 2019