by Thhngfu December 28, 2018
Get the Maritza mug.she lives in a garbage can because her family kicked her out for eating the family dog. she doesn't shower and eats dog food. she is gross . do not talk to maritza.
maritza is gross
by pewgfyuweqv efguqcvguiqd May 8, 2018
Get the maritza mug.by S.LeeP. September 7, 2006
Get the marpie mug.(Often spelled out M.A.R.P.) A word used to describe any long cylindrical or boxy object that is slightly reminiscent of a phallus in any way. Often used when describing unknown objects fitting this description that may also vibrate or have a sound-producing characteristic, such as a vacuum cleaner hose, vibrating toothbrush, a truck trailer, a locomotive, a Boeing 747, an elevator shaft, a large building, a light pole, fire hydrant, fire extinguisher, or even a chainsaw. The acronym originated in late 2004 from the company "Miss Anne Robbe Productions" used when making fun of sexually related items.
person 1: "Dude, what is that long shafty looking metal thing protruding from the earth with that light at the top?"
person 2: "Haha! I don't know, but it looks like a MARP!"
person 1: "Hey man, check out my new model rocket!"
person 2: "Wow! It totally looks like a MARP! Hope this one doesn't land on the neighbor's roof again!"
driver: "I think my truck needs some engine work."
mechanic: "Ok, what's wrong?"
driver: "well, every time I start it up, it sputters and jumps all around like a giant MARP!"
mechanic: "Well, at least it's not a Dodge Neon!"
person 2: "Haha! I don't know, but it looks like a MARP!"
person 1: "Hey man, check out my new model rocket!"
person 2: "Wow! It totally looks like a MARP! Hope this one doesn't land on the neighbor's roof again!"
driver: "I think my truck needs some engine work."
mechanic: "Ok, what's wrong?"
driver: "well, every time I start it up, it sputters and jumps all around like a giant MARP!"
mechanic: "Well, at least it's not a Dodge Neon!"
by Jesse Chessapeake April 23, 2008
Get the MARP mug.a. Oh maaan, i forgot what i did yesterday! I've been high for 3 weeks!
b. Wow man! Stop your marathon!
b. Wow man! Stop your marathon!
by kuncevo_blocc September 1, 2009
Get the marathon mug.Russian name usually named a dumb, annoying, and blind kid. As an adult he is probably homeless. Marats are 6 time out of 10 gay.
Guy 1: Bro Marat is so annoying
Guy 2: I know right
Guy 3: I heard he plays PlayStation standing right next to the tv.
Guy 2: I know right
Guy 3: I heard he plays PlayStation standing right next to the tv.
by RussianLord7153 April 17, 2020
Get the Marat mug.marathong can be a verb or a noun
1. to marathong means to have a steady stream of thongs on your apartment floor as you make hot monkey sex with nice girls
2. marathong: The act of having thongs thrown on your floor as you have hot monkey sex.
1. to marathong means to have a steady stream of thongs on your apartment floor as you make hot monkey sex with nice girls
2. marathong: The act of having thongs thrown on your floor as you have hot monkey sex.
i can't wait to go to the party i'm going to be marathonging with everyone!
damn i cant believe i missed out on that marathong since i missed the party
damn i cant believe i missed out on that marathong since i missed the party
by Lauren Pinzy February 18, 2009
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