(Often spelled out M.A.R.P.) A word used to describe any long cylindrical or boxy object that is slightly reminiscent of a phallus in any way. Often used when describing unknown objects fitting this description that may also vibrate or have a sound-producing characteristic, such as a vacuum cleaner hose, vibrating toothbrush, a truck trailer, a locomotive, a Boeing 747, an elevator shaft, a large building, a light pole, fire hydrant, fire extinguisher, or even a chainsaw. The acronym originated in late 2004 from the company "Miss Anne Robbe Productions" used when making fun of sexually related items.
person 1: "Dude, what is that long shafty looking metal thing protruding from the earth with that light at the top?"
person 2: "Haha! I don't know, but it looks like a MARP!"
person 1: "Hey man, check out my new model rocket!"
person 2: "Wow! It totally looks like a MARP! Hope this one doesn't land on the neighbor's roof again!"
driver: "I think my truck needs some engine work."
mechanic: "Ok, what's wrong?"
driver: "well, every time I start it up, it sputters and jumps all around like a giant MARP!"
mechanic: "Well, at least it's not a Dodge Neon!"
person 2: "Haha! I don't know, but it looks like a MARP!"
person 1: "Hey man, check out my new model rocket!"
person 2: "Wow! It totally looks like a MARP! Hope this one doesn't land on the neighbor's roof again!"
driver: "I think my truck needs some engine work."
mechanic: "Ok, what's wrong?"
driver: "well, every time I start it up, it sputters and jumps all around like a giant MARP!"
mechanic: "Well, at least it's not a Dodge Neon!"
by Jesse Chessapeake April 23, 2008
Get the MARPmug. Person 1 (8:31:10 PM): MARP!
Person 2 (8:31:35 PM): What the hell is wrong with you?
Person 1 (8:31:51 PM): MARP!
Person 2 (8:31:35 PM): What the hell is wrong with you?
Person 1 (8:31:51 PM): MARP!
by Pea Tear Griffyn August 09, 2004
Get the marpmug. by grappold1 March 22, 2023
Get the marpmug. by pseudobree September 16, 2010
Get the marpingmug. by Wren July 06, 2005
Get the Marp!mug. An expression used when one mispronounces a word, trips on his/her own two feet, makes an awkward hand or facial gesture, and/or imitates a mentally handicapped person.
by Chloe May 21, 2004
Get the Marp!mug. (Adjective)
Used to describe extremely annoying females that are just plain stupid moles. Girls that hang around people that don't like them because they have no other friends and have done pretty much every guy on the block. They're like a toxic odour that just lingers there for days and days and is impossible to get rid of. Death to all marps!
Used to describe extremely annoying females that are just plain stupid moles. Girls that hang around people that don't like them because they have no other friends and have done pretty much every guy on the block. They're like a toxic odour that just lingers there for days and days and is impossible to get rid of. Death to all marps!
by The Narrator April 12, 2005
Get the marpmug.