Committing a sir Mitchell

The act of coming home after being out going up stairs and finding your sister half naked wearing nothing but your dad’s underwear and proceeding to smash her back doors in so she is unable to poop straight for approximately 3 weeks and when the deed is done it is celebrated by kissing the mucky love bucket followed by smoking a dirty Cuba you found in your mums naughty toy drawer

(Whilst at a therapy support group)

Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was because I used to enjoy Committing a sir Mitchell act

by Timmy mcsploodge December 18, 2021

Mitchard

A cross of Rich O'Neill's name and David Hasslehoff's 'Baywatch' character "Mitch" whom he idolises.

"Hey Mitchard, hows it going on the beach?"

by Earl & Emil October 13, 2004

Mitchell

The sexiest name for a guy. He's got the biggest penis in the world (aka the black moomba) he's also rad in bed and can break anything. So you better be carful. Bangs at least five girls a day. And every girl dreams about have sex with him. Dick size over 11". It's every girls dream to have Mitchell inside of them.

"Wow that guy is great in bed, a real Mitchell"

by Sir fucks a lot April 9, 2015

Mitched

When a person drinks so much, they start puking endlessly...eventually filling up buckets full of it.

"Dude, Sam couldn't stop throwing up last night!"
"I know! She was so Mitched!"

by Katie is Radio October 11, 2008

McBitch

A cashier that works at a McDonalds with a bad attitude

McBitch : Can i take your order or are you just gonna stand there like an ass?

Innocent Person (To their friend) : Man she is really a McBitch

by ihavea September 5, 2010

Mitched Up

in a state of mess; broken to the point of needing to be done over; caused by lack of planning and shooting from the hip

This data is all Mitched Up.

by ProjectManager February 20, 2009

Mitch

Mitch is the ugliest, skinnest, black nigga alive.
And most likely has friends named Prince, Kevin, and Fernando.

Good thing im not Mitch.

by MemeGod1010 March 7, 2020