Lesbian Leg Of Lamb

One of the lgbt food items:)

Omg this lesbian leg of lamb has THE juicest pussy!

Lesbian Leg Of Lamb by RexSplode April 26, 2026

But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! 

What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".

Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"

But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! by QuacksO July 10, 2024

Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert 

One of four hosts for the beerists podcast who is 90% Polish and 10% Japanese and goes by Maiku. When aroused, he has the ability to use his dirty dick as a Katana, Tonto blade, a ruler and a thermometer for toilets to tell you what the temperature of the toilet water is and how deep the toilet is. Be careful not to say Midori three times in a row or else he will show up in his Kimono and Zori and strangle you with his chain wallet or his dreadlocks which he keeps in his closet. His 24andMe is written in Hentai.

Man 1: "Hey man what are you listening to?"
Man 2: "The Beerists Podcast..."
Man 1: "Oh! I love that show! That Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert guy is soooo white!"
Man 2: "You mean the Japanese guy?"
Man 1: "Uhh... He's definitely white, man..."
Man 2: "Oh okay sure and I can Davis Dip my entire right arm."
Man 1: "Psh! Whatevs brotein shake!"
Man 2: "Well I'll talk to you later, here."
**Man 2 hands Man 1 a small origami swan and runs away**
**Man 1 unfolds origami swan and reads aloud the following**
"MIDORI! MIDORI! MIDORI!"
**Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert appears and chooses to strangle Man 1 with his chain wallet and vanishes leaving a small pile of Hot Topic coupons, but not in a pejorative way**

Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert by JewBoy98 February 14, 2019

Lamborghina 

A hot chick in a fast car

I just got cut off, but it's okay, because it was a Lamborghina.

Lamborghina by Juan Van Der Whipple III February 19, 2015

Lambo Cash 

Something your teachers never taught you how to buy

Tom: Hey Jerry what are you doing
Jerry: Oh! I’m just buying a Lambo Cash

Lambo Cash by Cam Diddy April 26, 2020

Lambert High School

Hook em and Cook em! The school in the suburbs of Atlanta in Cumming GA, all puns intended. This is the school where everyone judges and hates on just about everyone. This is the school where sex isn’t an option. Drama thrives through the blood of everyone in this school. This is the school where the admin doesn’t give a rats ass about anyone unless it looks like it’ll ruin their rep. 90% of the staff is white. All the guys float their hats on their heads with long shaggy hair thinking they look cool but anyone can see they look like a homeless idiot. Looking through the parking lot and only seeing trucks and mustangs? Oh hun that’s normal. Depressed? Anxious? Suicidal? Welcome to Lambert High School!

Welcome to Lambert High School!

Fuck that i’m outtie.

Lambert High School by anonymousbrownie2 August 30, 2018

Naked Lambrini

A naked Lambrini is where a team of people are on a long journey and in order to make the journey shorter and have fun they will all buy 3+ bottles of 1.5 Litre bottles of Lambrini and take all their clothes off and no one can put their clothes back on until all the Lambrini is completely finished.

Person 1: hey mate wanna do naked Lambrini

Person 2: okay but we mustn’t tell anyone who wasn’t part of the game
Person 1: deal

Naked Lambrini by Garfunkel June 21, 2019