Lumber jacking

The act of masturbating while pooping.

{Man last night was crazy! No other way to explain it! I was taking a crap and jerking off. Aka} lumber jacking

by Brendonious August 30, 2017

Lumboc

A slug that doesn't function and cries a lot

"It's like a slug that just sort of crawls around and doesn't really do anything and dissolves if you pour some salt on it"
"Oh you mean a Lumboc?"

by SauceBee March 22, 2020

Lumbee Limo

It’s like the Minivan but done in Lumberton, NC.

🤞✊ 2 in the pink and 5 in the stink!

After pounding fire water all night at the local bar The DreamCatcher, Lod took his girlfriend home in a minivan and gave her his best move, The Lumbee Limo!

by Philip Rivers September 10, 2020

turkish lumberyard

The act of crapping on one's self whilst inverted in the Nicaraguan picnic position.

The shit cascaded down Rick's balls as it piled up on his chest like a Turkish lumberyard

by Systematic Cupid March 18, 2014

black lumberjack

The epitome of a good looking man, according to T.

He's such a black lumberjack! I could swoon.

by mrsjane April 12, 2014

Potato Lumbago

Potato lumbago is the common pain for potatoes in there back the main source coming from people spelling potatoes wrong while its bad for the potatoes if you are infected with it... it will cause a constant pain of the brain

My cousin cant spell POTATOES hes now infected with POTATO LUMBAGO

by The_dictionaryadditioner December 30, 2018

Lawn Ornament Lumberjack

When two men tag team a woman, one man from behind and the other from the front they then reach across and lock arms and begin to rock back and forth like the little lawn ornament lumberjacks that saw the little log when it's windy.

*Saw optional, but preffered.

Remember when we lawn ornament lumberjacked nana?

by Jose85 October 30, 2006