Jp2

The best Catholic high school in Tennessee. We also have a badass pope as our namesake. Our sports teams are average but still better than off brand Notre Dame, Father Ryan.

Did you hear the news? Jp2 just beat Father Ryan in the Bishop’s Cup for a third year in a row!

by None ya business December 15, 2018

JPTOT

Used when you mention something random and/or unnecessary in an online conversation. Just Putting That Out There. Pronounced { jay-pee-tot } Created to replace the use of JS; Just Sayin'

Unicorns with jellybeans, JPTOT

Do you like girls?, JPTOT

I'm totally eating dog soup right now, JPTOT

Always turn your web cam when not in use, JPTOT

by monahhka May 14, 2009

jpizzle

a sexual act involving a man and 2 other woman
then man allows both woman to go into a handstand position
if the women cannot (because they are crippled or some other reason) they many use a wall for support
the man then jpizzles, or pile drives them one after another

I brought back two sisters to my place, one was an ampute so she could sue the wall, the other was fine, so i jpizzled twith them

by jpaul nizzle December 25, 2007

j.p.

J.P. stands for jewish princess. jewish princess refers to a jewish girl who is very spoiled by her parents, and gets mainly everything she wants.

"man, that girl is such a j.p. her dad gets her everything"

by amaziing person December 11, 2008

jps

Botnet term: Joins Per Second (JPS)

The speed at which bots join a channel when loaded (directed to a given IP).

WOW Pherks JPS is 4!

by afextz September 30, 2004

JPP

acronym for "j'intègre par parties" (i.e. "I integrate by parts" in French)

- Woah, the integral of x → x.ln(x) ! What are you going to do Teddy??
- JPP!

by paul with a b April 2, 2021

j p's

This stands for junior puffers, or those who like to smoke pot but know nothing about the experience or the crowd that it attracts. Its also quick and easy to say in public. Also, It is more often used by junior puffers themselves.

1)The kids who throw up are the real live j p's.

2)Those jp's seem to be having a good time but also don't act very enlightened nor do they respect the herb.

by goffish September 29, 2005