jebus

Jebus is indescribable. And short. But we love him anyway.

1. Never play online with jebus. He always uses the 'walk on water' hack
2. SMITE HIM, JEBUS!
3. 'Missed the bugger'

by LM July 7, 2004

Jebus Cripes

The respectful way of saying "Jesus Christ", this is a phrase I made up years ago. I hate ppl who say I stole it from the fucking simpsons. First off, I don't watch that crap ass show that fuckin sucks so much...BAM!...anyway...thats the reason i wrote it here...in urbandictionary.com Now then...no more crap from you bastards...eh?

"Jebus Cripes!!!! Get off the fuckin road!!!!"

by Jindayi, The Korean Apostle....DaeIL Kim... September 13, 2003

Jebby

The coolest damn(Jewish) substitute teacher at WCA. He has a beard, shoes with sail boats on them, and he served in the 101 Airborne. Also he is Jared's biological father.

"Hey who's are substitute today?"

"O, it's Jebby"

"Fucking Awesome!!!!!"

by Spicy Carl April 3, 2005

Jebus

An archaic reference in a line from a My Morning Jacket song entitled, "Steam Engine".

"...take your money and your drugs
to anyone who wondered
what old jebus meant to me
take him out to go diving
in red patoka sea..."

by Prof. Osled November 23, 2009

Jebba

A species of hobo and or heshes evolving from a Hebba and Jake. An army of Jebba's is bred by Hebba and Jake. Such an army typically contains 300 hobo boys, 250 heshes and 50 hobo girls and usually a pobo or mobo. Only spartan warriors can produce jebbas with the proper heshe.

That jebba child bit me and called me a strumpet.

by hobosity January 28, 2010

Jebby

Your Home spot or place you and your mates go to chill muck about and smoke your casual hang out spot and your 'terrority'

Jebby

Napier, Smoke, Chill, Relax, Mates, G, Fun, Biult, James, Made, It

Example.... '

" Where we going on Friday ? "

" Oh, Probaly The Jebby "

" Good I love Napier. "

by Jebbyladyy September 5, 2009

-Jebus-

-Jebus- a substitute for Jesus, dont piss him off, hell cause another tsunami.

Person: Jebus your ghay
Jebus: You will regret that *uses power to shrink persons penis*
Person: :'-( hey, give it back

by CalumT May 6, 2005