John and Jess

A John and a Jess together is the best combination in the universe. No one doesn't know why, even themselves, but it just happens naturally. It's something that happens unexpectedly, and do you know what they say about the unexpected? "The best things happen unexpectedly". They both have the same interests and bond like there's no tomorrow. Them being together is the definition of genuine love. Nothing can break their bond, not even an incurable bowel disease or bent pinkies.
Mason: Who are they over there and why are they together?
Adobe: It's John and Jess together, that's one of the most best and rarest things to witness in one's lifetime.
by Fortnitekid2004 April 10, 2020
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Jess

Jess' to do list:
5/01/19: G E T D I C K
Anyone else:
Quinn's dick: *Slopes furiously*
Jess: *orgasms*
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Jesse

A blowjob against ones will
Dude I totally didn't want to hook up with her last night but she gave me a Jesse
by Fuckmire May 13, 2013
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Jesse

Karla: I love Jesse so much!
Gilli: Well he is my Step Brother
(Karla punches Gilli, and walks away.)
by Karla Boulder September 24, 2011
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Jesse Eisenberg

Jesse Eisenberg is the name of the sexiest man alive. He is jesus reincarnated. If someone tells you that Jesse looks like a monkey then they should not be on this planet.
You: I’m hot
Me: no Jesse Eisenberg is hot
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Jesse Lacey

The Lead Singer of Brand New;
a type of God, lyric genius, emotionally expressive mastermind.
Heaven sent, don't you dare forget.
Random One: "Did you see Brand New on Saturday?!"
Random Two: "Yes!, Jesse Lacey is amazing, it was incredible."

by asherleaa April 07, 2008
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