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A hip-hop hitlist is a list compiled for the purpose of organizing the most logical sequence of assassinations to be carried out on individuals who have been identified as contributing factors to the death of true hip-hop. These so-called "artists" have been manufactured and promoted by a heartless record industry intent on commandeering control over a grassroots culture that was born in the streets of South Bronx and thrived for nearly twenty years before businessmen and basketball stars got involved. It was determined in 1996 that the only way to make the message of hip-hop heard by a shockingly ignorant public was to silence the voices with which it must compete. This led to the necessary extermination of Tupac Shakur and Christopher Wallace, better known as 2Pac and Notorious B.I.G., respectively (or DISrespectively - Rest In Pieces fucking devils!). These were only the first two necessary exterminations in an ongoing campaign to cleanse hip-hop of the filth that big business has dumped on OUR premises.
A hip-hop hitlist is a list compiled for the purpose of organizing the most logical sequence of assassinations to be carried out on individuals who have been identified as contributing factors to the death of true hip-hop. These so-called "artists" have been manufactured and promoted by a heartless record industry intent on commandeering control over a grassroots culture that was born in the streets of South Bronx and thrived for nearly twenty years before businessmen and basketball stars got involved. It was determined in 1996 that the only way to make the message of hip-hop heard by a shockingly ignorant public was to silence the voices with which it must compete. This led to the necessary extermination of Tupac Shakur and Christopher Wallace, better known as 2Pac and Notorious B.I.G., respectively (or DISrespectively - Rest In Pieces fucking devils!). These were only the first two necessary exterminations in an ongoing campaign to cleanse hip-hop of the filth that big business has dumped on OUR premises.
hip-hop hitlist
1. 2Pac
2. Biggie
3. ?
4. Eminem
5. Ludacris
6. 50 Cent (if not killed first by The Game.)
7. The Game (if not killed first by 50 Cent.)
8. Jay-Z
9. Diddy (or whatever the fuck he wants to be called on his forthcoming tombstone.)
10. Master P ("Take your basketball and stick it up your ass!" - Kool Kieth)
I could keep going, but I'll stop at 10, a nice round number reminiscent of Biggie's fat fucking corpse.
1. 2Pac
2. Biggie
3. ?
4. Eminem
5. Ludacris
6. 50 Cent (if not killed first by The Game.)
7. The Game (if not killed first by 50 Cent.)
8. Jay-Z
9. Diddy (or whatever the fuck he wants to be called on his forthcoming tombstone.)
10. Master P ("Take your basketball and stick it up your ass!" - Kool Kieth)
I could keep going, but I'll stop at 10, a nice round number reminiscent of Biggie's fat fucking corpse.
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Its followers can be seen posturing around British and Irish town centres, usually in gangs as they are shite at one-on-one confrontation, and too cowardly to walk alone. The hip-hop aficionado can be identified by its mangled, locally-accented appropriations of what they have heard on MTV Base. They are also almost entirely white.
Some people have had the temerity to suggest hip-hop has had credibility in music. These people, from their angled caps to their MF Doom Nikes, are liars, and, like all of hip-hop, are trying to sell you a lifestyle that you don't relate to, yet vaguely want because your life sucks, or so they'd have you believe.
Even more shameful is the claim that hip-hop sprang from reggae. This is punishable by enforced self-flagellation in civilised society.
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