1. Originating from Italian culture. Guidos are those tools you see on Jersey Shore. Not all Italians are Guidos. and in fact there is a difference between the two. And thanks to Jersey Shore there are alot of wannabe Guidos all over the United States. All guidos are total fags and lazy pieces of shit.
2. Proof that whitetrash now comes in orange.
2. Proof that whitetrash now comes in orange.
Fucken hell!!!! eveyone in my school is tryin to be a guido wannabe now, thanks to Jersey Shore!!!!!
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An energy drink, such as Monster, Red Bull, Rockstar, or Amp. Though Guidos rely on these energy drinks to function, they generally mix them with one or more types of alcohol to counter the jittery side-effects. Common mixers include Jagermeister and vodka, though they are rarely exclusive to either.
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a guido typically slicks back his hair, drives a tight car, is considered a sleazy scumbag, has no emotional attachment to woman (is only looking to bone them), and doesnt let people mess with him, and engages in illegal shady activities
guidos are straight up tight, they r usually stupid in everyday life but some can be smart
most guidos live in NY or Jersey, but can also be found in LA miami vegas etc.
a guido typically slicks back his hair, drives a tight car, is considered a sleazy scumbag, has no emotional attachment to woman (is only looking to bone them), and doesnt let people mess with him, and engages in illegal shady activities
guidos are straight up tight, they r usually stupid in everyday life but some can be smart
most guidos live in NY or Jersey, but can also be found in LA miami vegas etc.
a guido in LA for example is a guy named matt, laughs like a boisterous loud ass mofo and doesnt know how to spell science
he hangs out in brentwood bumping a volvo with computer sub woofers and smokes a cohiba while driving to school usually friends with persian jewish kids who wear gucci glasses however guidos r fun to be around are funny people and good friends so dont hate on the guid
he hangs out in brentwood bumping a volvo with computer sub woofers and smokes a cohiba while driving to school usually friends with persian jewish kids who wear gucci glasses however guidos r fun to be around are funny people and good friends so dont hate on the guid
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