google

N. A company hell bent on world domination. With features ranging from telling you the answer to life, universe, and everything to showing you an aerial photo of Area-51, there is no question whether or not their goal is world domination.

Bob: OMG OMG, GOOGLE IS GOING TO EFFING TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
JOE: better Google taking over the world than Microsoft.
BOB: you got a point there. Now let's go order some prostitutes

Personally, I wouldn't terribly mind Google taking over the world-the only regret I would have is that they beat me to world domination.

by Satanist Cows go meow April 15, 2009

googlefucked

When anything is named something that is virtually impossible to do a google search on, usually because the terms are too common

Try to look up the band "!!!"

by Rachel Hurley October 5, 2004

Googlodyte

When you have someone that has a useless head of knowledge but no level of depth. They only can explain what they are talking about to the depth of what they read when they did a Google search. In other words they do not really know anything about the subject but surfed it on Google and now pretend to be experts on the subject. In a nut shell they are bull shitters and what they don’t know after the initial bit they found on Google search they make up. The word Googlodyte is derogatory, a way of describing a frigen know it all!!

"That guy, thinks he knows everything, what a F%%%& Googlodyte." or " He's a walking pile of bullshit, a frigen Googlodyte.
or " Ask so and so he likes to come across as if he is some kind of brainer ,,,, " F%^^& Googlodyte!"

by d0bo April 27, 2011

googlewhack

a google search where the end result is only one webpage being found. some criteria include: two words that are defined by dictionary.com. no use of quotation marks are allowed. and the resulting page must be a real article not just a list of words. an entire community has sprung up around googlewhacking. you can go to googlewhack.com for more information.

i will not list any googewhacks here since that creates a googlewhack paradox.

by bigposerhead February 8, 2005

google stare

when one sits at their computer staring at the google homepage trying to think of something worthy to search for.

(in an IM)
11:Hey whats up man
22:nothin just doin the google stare...
11:aww bummer

by SuperDuperXP June 4, 2007

Search Google or type a URL

If you typed this down it means you are really bored and you are probably in class doing math.

"im bored im going to search this up so that whats means."
Search Google or type a URL

by Search Google or type a URL July 18, 2019

Google Fart

A mental block of the search term one meant to query Google.

I stared at the screen as a google fart prevented me from typing.

by walden3 April 20, 2010