Gooch Tap

A Gooch Tap is when someone gets a cylinder object and WHAM taps a dude right in the Gooch..Slightly missing the ball area. This can cause a sharpening pain.. BEWARE THE GOOCH TAP

My cousin tapped me in the gooch with a flashlight and loudly screamed, GOOCH TAP BITCH!

I walked past this hot bitch and she tapped my goocch

by Billiam Molnar January 22, 2005

gooch soup

When a female profusely secretes love juices that trickle down between the anal and vaginal cavities forming a concoction of liquids that can be ingested by a male or female. Anal juices may contribute.

Guy 1: Dude, I made Jenny so wet last night!
Guy 2: Did she have some gooch soup?
Guy 1: Yea bro, but it tasted like ass...
Guy 2: Nice

by UofIkookachoo October 17, 2011

The Gooch

Nickname for legendary Kerry Gaelic football corner forward Colm Cooper

1) Opposition Corner Back "Aw for fuck sake why'd yous put me on the gooch?"

2) Commentator "And thats another fantastic performance from Colm "The Gooch" Cooper

by GingerJack March 17, 2013

goache

archaic term used to describe the female sex organ, especially in a derogatory fashion

"melissa is such a filthy whore her goache has more traffic than the lincoln tunnel"

by metro anthony November 2, 2005

gooch butter

The material that accumulates between the ball sack and anus, especially on hot nights.

She, unfortunately, got into the gooch butter and threw up.

by KansasSti June 28, 2011

gooch smoocher

A homosexual male.

Chrithtopher wath a gooch smoocher.

by sbo August 18, 2011

coochie goochie

When one (typically male) scratches their gooch only to smell their fingers finding that they smell like dirty coochie

Hey mom! Come here and smell my coochie goochie! It smells like Dad's closet!

by Fatchicks4me March 21, 2008