Definitions by Fatchicks4me

Helen Keller 

When a man ejaculates into both of his lovers ears and then jabs them in both eyes rendering them deaf and blind.

"Stacy what's wrong? You seem to be hard of hearing today and you keep tripping on everything."

"Derrick gave me a Helen Keller last night so i can't see or hear too well."

"You're such a twat waffle Stacy!"

Helen Keller by Fatchicks4me March 27, 2008

coochie goochie 

When one (typically male) scratches their gooch only to smell their fingers finding that they smell like dirty coochie

Hey mom! Come here and smell my coochie goochie! It smells like Dad's closet!

coochie goochie by Fatchicks4me March 21, 2008