coochie goochie

When one (typically male) scratches their gooch only to smell their fingers finding that they smell like dirty coochie

Hey mom! Come here and smell my coochie goochie! It smells like Dad's closet!

by Fatchicks4me March 21, 2008

Helen Keller

When a man ejaculates into both of his lovers ears and then jabs them in both eyes rendering them deaf and blind.

"Stacy what's wrong? You seem to be hard of hearing today and you keep tripping on everything."

"Derrick gave me a Helen Keller last night so i can't see or hear too well."

"You're such a twat waffle Stacy!"

by Fatchicks4me March 27, 2008