deep fried pussy

noun.
1. A pussy that belongs to an elderly woman. It looks fried.

2. A pussy that has long since passed it's prime and is no operational.

Seeing deep fried pussy will scar you for life, bro.

by Ski Resort International February 20, 2015

deep fried dick

the act of inserting your penis into a deep frier so that a crusty shell forms around the elongated dick and is then slapped in the face of a dirty little fucking slut.

Mary loved when the deep fried dick got slapped in her face because it was all crusty and warm.

by Mark John Albert November 25, 2007

Fried egg

Also know as 'Ian's fried egg model'. This is the act of having a poo in someone else's toilet. Use exessive toilet roll to fill the toilet before having the poo, this is known as the 'base' on which the poo will lie. The poo itself then becomes the egg yoke. the paper used to wipe should then be carefully placed aroung the poo, as this resembles the egg white

I just did a massive fried egg in Aramis' room

by winnet94 October 14, 2011

frigid whore

a frigid whore is someone pretending to be frigid when really they are a complete whore

"will is a frigid whore" "catty is NOT a frigid whore"

by TeamWitty. March 6, 2007

Frigid

Frigid weather is defined to be very cold and windy weather worse than being freezing.

Frigid is defined as very cold.

by Fred Mad Bunny Jr. December 18, 2017

Frigid

Usually used by someone who is salty at the fact that someone doesn't want to have sex with them. Commonly used by fvckboys:

"Dude you've been dating a week and you already told her you love her, why are you breaking it off?"
"She's too frigid man, she wouldn't send nudes."

by Fvckbisheseatcupcakes October 23, 2016

Frigid

Being afraid of any interaction with the opposite sex; OR
Being sexually unresponsive, pokerfaced to his/her attempts to kiss/hug/have any interaction with you

He's so frigid.
She's so frigid.

by eden May 13, 2005