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fappy trail

The small, moist trail left behind after a session of maturation in a horizontal position. When a man splooges in this position and his juice rains down upon his happy trail, it becomes a fappy trail.
Man 1: "dude I just had the best jerk off ever"

Man 2: "nice but did you make a fappy trail?"

Man 1: "hell yes! It was super sticky!"
by Loberson October 5, 2016
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floppy granny

when the old granny got nice saggy wrinkles that may turn people on
danm she got floppy granny
daniel simon look a floppy granny you might like
by daniel.poptarts March 29, 2017
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Floppy dog

The act of violently backhanding an unsuspecting male in the family jewels. This is done while the victim is standing, usually as the perpetrator is standing next to the victim or walking in front of the victim.
Travis in on the ground in pain because Rich gave him a floppy dog.
by AvieAlum February 3, 2018
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Floppy Penis

a Floppy Penis is when your dick/shaft is not hard and is floppy.
a Floppy Penis can also be and insult used at someone who's being a pussy.
sorry bae i've got a Floppy Penis
NATHAN you Floppy Penis
by HentaiHeaven July 31, 2018
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Teeny-Fopper

A teenager (Usually by the name of Alan but not always) who shops in the shop Fopp on regular occasions. The habitual creature will normally wear a cardigan accompanied by a starbucks coffee in hand. They could be seen as elitist, but i shall rest you assure that this is NOT TRUE.

They are also fond of french toast in the mornings, this is a neccesity for being a Teeny-Fopper and can be found in page 78 Rule 3 of the Teeny-Foppers guide to the Galaxy...and Fopp.
Bitch be a Teeny-Fopper.
by Dr. Fopper June 19, 2009
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Big Floppy Donkey Dick

Is simply why it says a big floppy donkey weiner
by Mr Potato7 May 8, 2015
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floppy disk

Still a popular (yet obsolete) storage medium, despite the predictions that people would stop using them by 1999.
The geeks and corporate fatasses who predict the floppy disk's demise fail to take into account that not many people have the cash to shell out for a USB drive or Zip drive or a CD-rewritable drive just yet.
by AYB July 30, 2003
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