Flooptie Oopties

A violent case of diarrhea, extremely loose stools

John had a case of the flooptie oopties.

by Dutch1950 June 24, 2018

Flop Doggin

Walking around naked with a flaccid penis.

My roommate is always flop doggin so watch out when you come over.

After sex I walk around the apartment flop doggin.

I was in my room flop doggin when my uncle walked in. He wouldn’t leave for some reason.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

Floater

A poo/turd/log that floats on the water's surface and refuses to be flushed away.

"That's disgustang! Someone's left a floater in the loo!"

by SHRX February 20, 2019

Floating log

The results of doing a turd in the ocean when camping on the beach.

For example “why are you leaving the tent.”
“I’m going to do a floating log.”
“Oh ok.”

by Dora the whore-a September 22, 2019

Floating Hedgehog

When you stick your penis in someones alcohol drink and they don't know.

I gave her a floating hedgehog in her wine.

by BigToeGhost March 8, 2020

Flogtard

Flogtards are a super ignorant, yet supremely entitled sample of the gene pool. They are generally considered to be holding the human race back as a species

Those flogtards are publicly protesting against pandemic restrictions which will ultimately lead to tougher restrictions due to the infections they are spreading at their event.

Just because you're protesting for your personal rights, it does not make you an activist for human rights, it makes you a flogtard.

by Riko the sicko August 21, 2021

Flop

a failure at something

Trina Vega: omg your such a flop (at singing/tiktok/everything)
Emily Floptes (montes): sigh... i know

by Mother Africa September 4, 2021