A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.
Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."
by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024
Get the Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schminglemug. collection of women in a business, social or other setting which are impenetrable and will block any advances of a business, sexual or other nature by dint of their being a group "that sticks together" by a bond of men hatred and internally escalated peer pressure.
Example 1:
guy1: did you get feedback on our proposal to the client?
guy2: nope. I sent it 2 weeks ago, left messages, but I assume it got stuck in the funky chicken club.
Example 2:
guy1: shit, those girls look hot over there.
guy2: forget about it. they're a funky chicken club.
guy1: did you get feedback on our proposal to the client?
guy2: nope. I sent it 2 weeks ago, left messages, but I assume it got stuck in the funky chicken club.
Example 2:
guy1: shit, those girls look hot over there.
guy2: forget about it. they're a funky chicken club.
by formfaktor May 13, 2005
Get the funky chicken clubmug. A dance that has become popular amongst the group of Vulfpeck (a band) fans, which is in reference to the song Funky Duck. Although there is not a set dance, you must be double fisting above your head, while bending your knees more than 90 degrees.
by Grateful Mcgee July 5, 2025
Get the Funky Duckmug. When you fuck somebody in the ass enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. This is very painful.
I was taking it in the ass from Bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. Next thing I knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my ass. He just can't resist the funky balloon knot.
by ButtholeLicker420 February 5, 2014
Get the funky balloon knotmug. by vezinama January 17, 2017
Get the funky dogmug. 1. E.g.1:
A:" Hey bro, check out Nick’s new haircut."
B:" Wow, that haircut is (damn) funky, man! Way better than the last one."
A:" Yeah. Cool as hell."
E.g.2:
A:" Yo, this music bar really got a funky vibe, right?"
B:"Yep. The music the light, and the whole shebang."
A:" I mean even the bartender's got a funky style. This definitely gonna be a full-on night."
2. A:"Ew, what's that stinky smell?"
B:"Oops, it must be Nick’s funky running shoes over there."
A:"He should wash them right away. I can smell it from a thousand miles away!"
A:" Hey bro, check out Nick’s new haircut."
B:" Wow, that haircut is (damn) funky, man! Way better than the last one."
A:" Yeah. Cool as hell."
E.g.2:
A:" Yo, this music bar really got a funky vibe, right?"
B:"Yep. The music the light, and the whole shebang."
A:" I mean even the bartender's got a funky style. This definitely gonna be a full-on night."
2. A:"Ew, what's that stinky smell?"
B:"Oops, it must be Nick’s funky running shoes over there."
A:"He should wash them right away. I can smell it from a thousand miles away!"
by cs207iii September 2, 2025
Get the Funkymug. Funky Chomik is an Insane difficulty chomik in Find the Chomiks. It is located on the Apartment. He is also considered a boss.
by FrostCat224 April 25, 2024
Get the Funky Chomikmug.