Floodaratzzi

Someone who walks around flood affected areas and takes heaps of pics. Not even showing any emotion for what people have gone through.

Floodaratzzi - Bris 2011 OMG look at that servo, omg i have to take a picture of that! oh look at that person cleaning up their house omg that water line is up to their roof... snap snap.

by MakTasTic January 15, 2011

Floods Law

Floods law dictates that one singular water molecule in an isolated system is not wet. A water molecule however is able to make any other substance (including water) wet. This means that water makes other substances wet, however one water molecule by itself IS NOT wet.

Floods law tells us this water molecule is not actually wet. crazy........

by Why S0 Seri0us March 17, 2021

Getting Flooded

To consume large amounts of alcohol, to the extent that one cannot control their actions.

Mike is getting flooded tonight, we got that Grey Goose.

by Strat-a-tat April 1, 2010

floads

A nice simple abbreviation of Fuck Loads

Predominantly used in txt/email/wattsapp rather than f2f

“Hey man, you got any spare munchies”

“Go for it, I’ve got floads”

by BigDave1984 August 4, 2018

floof powder

A term used for baking soda, Term originally from Dylan Hollis Tiktok page.

"one and a half tea spoons of Floof powder"

by VanillaPatch August 30, 2023

emo floof

Let's face it. We all know one. An Emo floof is a man or woman who decides that they are useless wastes of space, usually thinking that black/brown cotten candy hair style looks awesome.

They have small penises, too.

He is an "Emo Floof", god damnit.

Everyone knows you're an "Emo Floof."

by Nolyx April 9, 2017

Yellow Floofers

Not a yellow floofy thing, you sick person.
Mistaking them as such will cause a group of federal officers to come and kidnap you in your sleep.

A yellow floofer is sadly too often mistaken as a yellow floofy thing. For those who truly know the difference, seeing someone who doesn't provokes a strong negative reaction.

Person 1: Is it time?

Person 2: I believe so.

Person 1: Get the yellow floofers.

Person 2: NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! You FOOL!!!!!!

by Jimbobob5536 November 9, 2009