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Go outside rn touch grass and while you are out there rethink life choices -Maura
If you are “discordsexual” please stfu and stay 16188181 miles away from me
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Disregard Status

A Mexican Mafia euphemism for being targeted for removal.
Ex. 1

"Disregard Status is like a flashing red light, signaling the impending demise of an eMe Carnal... It is a status a member in good standing never wants to experience...Disregard Status means that the fellas have assembled a case worthy of sending a fellow member to Brazil."

Mundo Mendoza, "Disregard Status Explained," July 4, 2020

Ex. 2

Cuate: Odelay! I need to get at Savag3 Studi0s! I got him that Moon Stuff he wanted!

Chato: You didn't hear fool? Savag3 rang the bell in the program office! He gave up all the fieros on the yard! He left all the Southerners empty handed!

Cuate: That muthafucka! His ass is now on Disregard Status!
by ZXY&ABC August 9, 2020
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Trojan Horse Disbursement

The act of giving bad or false information to a third party that is close to the primary party in order to gain better positioning.
George's Trojan Horse Disbursement to Shannon, which was communicated to Russell, her friends opposing attorney, gave George an advantage since Russell used this false data that ended up very disadvantageous to his case against George.
by Stathara February 25, 2011
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crosswalk distrust

The irrational suspicion held by every human that tells us we cannot hit a crosswalk button just once. Our intuition tells us that, if we only hit the button one time, the electronic signal will not be sent sufficiently to the traffic light. Therefore, every pedestrian makes a fist and hits the button -- rapid-fire style -- until lactic acid causes our triceps to cramp up and shut down.
Dan: Hey ‘Weed – you’re not playin’ Galaga. Hit the button a few times and then stand down.

Tim: Sorry, ‘Skinner. I’ve got major crosswalk distrust…and I don’t wanna miss my waxing appointment.
by whiteboyDJ November 3, 2010
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Clan Addiction Disorder

Being abnormally dependent on your clan.
A lot of Somalis suffer Clan addiction disorder (CAT)
by Abdi Mahad August 26, 2012
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Discord Moderator

A person who sits on their ass all day doing jack shit and eats a shit ton of chicken and chips and kicks people for putting memes in #general
I just got kicked by a Discord Moderator
by Flaming_DEX December 4, 2020
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Lucky Charms Disease

Lucky Charms' Disease is a disorder characterized most commonly by green poops, otherwise known as diarrhea. LCD causes a great deal of discomfort and distress, but it does not permanently harm the intestines and does not lead to a serious disease, such as cancer. Most people can control their symptoms by simply cutting Lucky Charms Cereal out of their diet. For some people, however, LCD can be disabling. They may be unable to work, attend social events, or even travel short distances without droppin a duece de verde.
Joel: Bro my shits have been green and hot ALL day....this blows.

Spenser: Dude it's gotta be Lucky Charms Disease. How many bowls of that shit dude you eat this morning?
by methh September 13, 2010
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