crump

A English whore, such as in londen.

Hey chaps lets go fetch us some crumpets! Jolly good!

by phant0m October 10, 2005

Crump

Synonym for the verb 'masturbate'.

I am in dire need of a crump, haven't had one in hours.

by HC #8 December 10, 2013

Crumpin

(1).When you are crumpin you are in a very chilled out mood.
(2).You partying or dancing to hip-hop music like mad, ludacris and obserd.

(1).Guy On The Phone #1: Ayo N**ga what you doin? Guy On The Phone #2: Juss Crumpin!

(2).Oh Shizzle dogg, look at dat yegga over therr crumpin!

by Omar August 23, 2004

crump

A vagina

I stuck my penis into your crump

by lionelllama October 25, 2009

Crump

Semi-taboo term with many uses in modern urban language. Crump can be simply defined as a 'blanket' phrase. 'Blanket' phrases are words or utterances that can be classed as multiple parts-of-speech (nouns, verbs, adjectives, adverbs, pronouns, interjections) as well as being used as interrogatives, declaritives, exclamitives and imperitaves, in a sentence (example see:fuck). Crump is most commonly used as either an insult or an exclamitive.
The word Crump can be used in both negative and positive situations, depending on the syntax and intonation within the phrase it is spoken.
There is no hard-copy evidence or other archived written forms of the word Crump, however there are many referances in media forms (song lyrics, television, etc.)

"Go and Crump yourself"
"You dirty Crump"
"What the Crump?"
"I want to take you up the Crump"
"For Crumps sake"
"Argh, Crump!"

by Definizzle March 23, 2005

crump

A crusty pump. where one farts and there bumhole bleeds with pleasure.

HOLY SHIT matty clark just crumped on that do-nut

by poosniff150 April 22, 2008

Crump

Adjective: The ultimate form of sexiness.

Holy crap, that is one Crump girl.

by Jeff scott February 13, 2004