2 definitions by poosniff150

crump

A crusty pump. where one farts and there bumhole bleeds with pleasure.

HOLY SHIT matty clark just crumped on that do-nut

by poosniff150 April 22, 2008

Pussyvonanal Syndrome

where the woman bends over showing her anal passage and her beef curtains ready for penetration from a man. The man then gets confused about where to put his "SHLONG" and begins to sweat and faints, causing his anal passage to widen and bleed.

Matty:
Omg did you hear about niall last night ?
Stevo:
No, what happened ?
Matty:
Terry Puddin flashed the goods and he got a serious case of pussyvonanal syndrome!!!

by poosniff150 May 3, 2008