cooper

Someone who tends to fall for too many girls- fall into bed! They have troubles staying with choosing one girl to be with for a long time and isnt willing to give up the life of partying for anyone. Coopers are guys who needs to find someone extremely special to change for.

Dayyyumm Sydney, stay away from Cooper. He's been with her, her, and her...

by craaaaaaayyyy November 18, 2014

cooper

the biggest ugly as a sloth and has the IQ of a wrench

Cooper go clean your room!!

by sivadiak October 5, 2017

Coopered

To be coopered means to be friends with someone for a few weeks and then just randomly hook-up all of a sudden in a drunken night, but you are still friends after it.

Random: Hey Rachel! Am I going to get Coopered tonight?
Rachel: Nope, I am sorry but no one is getting coopered tonight.

by I got coopered. November 20, 2011

Cooper Crunch

When you pass stool in your partners mouth during sexual intercourse after one has eating corn therefore the stool will contain crunchy nibblets of corn, you will then sit on your partners face spin around and crunch it in. After doing this you then add in some cornflakes and milk. This is called the "cooper crunch"

He gave me the cooper crunch last night, I accidently swollowed. But its okay cause Imma give it right back to him tonight.

Damn, my girl cooper crunched me. Ill never do that again.

I didn't know you could get pink eye from the cooper crunch.

by thsish December 12, 2012

Cooper

A literal cat

Also sometimes called repooC

Person 1: Oh my god? What the hell is that!
Person 2: It's Cooper, he's a cat.

by ThePanMan November 27, 2018

Cooper

A person who has literal fortnite player toes because they play it to much.

oof is cooper happening to you again?

by pitza_time :) May 16, 2019

Crooner

An angry old bint or shriv who shouts at people for doing nothing wrong

Grandpa Edward is a right old croon/crooner

by crimbling crooner of sorts April 2, 2021