Turkey Curtains

When a girls vaginal lips hang out of her inner socket..They dangle down like a thinly sliced peice of turkey.

When a skank gets bang to hard or to often this can happen.. It doesn't usually recess immediatly until a few months down the road...

That stripper has turkey curtains..hahaha

by greek1 May 30, 2006

Beef Curtains

Noun: (Slang/offensive)

A vagina.

1- "I had dinner with sally last night!"

2- "What did you have?"

1- "I ate her Beef Curtains!"

by alf182 December 23, 2008

beef curtains

The moist flaps hanging from the undercarriage of a woman's gusset

Cass got me so wet I had to put my beef curtains out to dry they were dripping so much

by muffmeister April 16, 2015

rooster beef curtain

The loose skin of a mans ball sac. Often looks like the thing on a roosters beak.

Dude! Check out Mitches rooster beef curtain! That is the loosest thing I have ever seen.

by Coryy September 25, 2007

meat curtain

Part of the vagina that resembles the Hanger Steak which is a thick strip of meat from the underside of the beef cow.

i'm not sure what tasted better tonight, the meat curtains or the hanger steaks.

by melvin2255 July 14, 2009

courtland high school

A high school with a concentration of gay people that rivals that of San Francisco. You think you have seen fags? You haven't seen the courtland kids. A party just isnt a party without one of the homos from courtland showing up with his collar popped and his penis ready for any male ass. Courtland can keep its queers to itself...stay out of the RHS events.

"Man there aren't enough fags here at riverbend, i want to go back to courtland"

by Riverbend March 24, 2005

courtland high school

A school that is obviously oblivious to the fact they arent hot shit. They are nothing. They never provide alcohol, and they think running through barbed wire is riverbends fault. Stop comin then! We dont need/want you there. You never bring alcohol for us and we never would want to fuckin ask your bitch asses anyway.

Hey Guys, lets run our mouth about a first year school even tho we have nothing to talk about! Lets run our mouths, then go to party with them the next day and act like we give them alcohol when we really dont do shit.

by Faggot Courtland April 4, 2005