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Concert Hangover

The feeling the day after a concert of grogginess, sore throat and body, partial deafness, and the extreme desire to go back. Similar to a standard hangover.
"That A Day To Remember concert was insane last night!"
"Yeah, but I'm suffering a major concert hangover from it."
"That sucks. Hey, they're doing another show in Baltimore tonight. Wanna go?"
"Heck yes!"
by Malmo January 5, 2014
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Christian Concert

Basically somebody who joins a religon to just be part of a group or scene. Somebody who goes to church just because everyone else is doing it, not for any other important reasons. These Christian Concerts also use going to church as excuses to get out of other things.
Person One: I didn't know he went to our church.
Person Two: Well he does. But he's just a Christian concert.
by Logan Johnson April 10, 2008
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Dirty conner

When you get egirls to order you food online
This bitch had me WOKE she did a dirty conner on me.
by Jackolanton April 9, 2020
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Press Conference

A synonym for suicide. Origin comes from Budd Dwyer, a former Pennsylvania politician who, on the morning of January 22, 1987, committed suicide by shooting himself in the mouth with a revolver during a televised press conference.
"Man, my girlfriend just left me, my dog died, and there's no way to get a Rock Band pre-order for launch day. I'm thinking about holding a press conference."
by J.Bot November 15, 2007
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Conkering

"To play conkers with your testicles"

The aim of the game is to remove your opponents Testicle from his Epididymis rendering him the loser and impatent.
"Dave?! Fancy conkering"
"Go on then I'm bursting your nut"
by RarePoodle June 12, 2015
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false concern

When you say that you care about something, but actually do not care. Unlike sarcasm, then intention is for others to think that you really do care.
example on social media:

DON'T SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT TYPING LOVE

( image of dying/limbless child here )

user1: LOVE
user2: LOVE
user3: Is no one actually inspired to to learn robotics/engineering to help kids like this? To donate? To fly over there and help?
user4: LOVE
user2: @user3, idc. i just wanna play games and masturbate, but typing "love" makes me feel like i'm helping
user3: @user2, at least you're honest
user5: @user2, that's false concern
by sekkate May 6, 2016
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Simple Plan Concert

noun; slang
Emo (semi-homo) slang for killing yourself. A ticket to a Simple Plan Concert is a razorblade, shiv, exact-o-knife or any poor ass cutting device.
"I hate my life, I'm thinking about going to the Simple Plan Concert."
"Jesus Christ, don't do it!"
by Colin Basnett November 8, 2005
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