collect

What one must often do.
Note: "One" never refers to the first party. The user of this verb must be commanding another to do so.

The Grim Reaper: "Collect!"
Charl: "But I--"
The Grim Reaper: "Collect!"

by Wasser Tizfiddle October 31, 2004

collstrup

vb. A guy who dresses all in black, has an emo hairdo and sucks at table soccer

See also cracker ass or cracker, emo and loser

He's such a collstrup at table soccer; "Beat it, collstrup!" or "What's up with the emo hairdo, collstrup?!"

by IllRipYouANewOne March 20, 2009

"Skids Witter" collection

all of the furniture upholstery and linens in one's home having skid marks left by one's dog, cat, or other pet. Based upon my personal experiences with my dog, "Bruce" Witter.

"Hey, before you sit on my sofa, would you like to check out the "Skids Witter" collection?"

by BWitter February 15, 2005

coolest mom ever

1. woman who has college-age children and always hooks them (and their friends) up with alcohol. 2. woman with college-age children who knows how to use facebook effectively. 3. woman with college-age children who attends every college sporting event but somehow is not embarrasing.

friend 1: you have the coolest mom ever!!
friend 2: yeah you really do. Your mom got be a fifth for my birthday and i'd only met her one time!!
(mom overhears)
mom: i love you guys!! hope you get to have a wonderful summer without any arrests!
kid: mom!!!

by ashleighashashleigh May 23, 2010

Flower Collector

Someone who only likes virgin girls.

"How far did Sally go with John?"
"No sex. that's all I care about."
"Dude, you're such a flower collector."

by awesome sauce on the fry December 9, 2008

Collection

Used as a reference to the sum total of attributes on the human body. (Ie; breasts and buttocks)

That girl has a nice collection on her.

by #justiceforkatelyn June 14, 2018

V Collector

Somebody who is more attracted to virgins and has a habit of taking their V cards. He often rejects them after that first time. This person could also be considered a player(m) or whore(f).

Although this role is mostly played by males, females could be considered V Collectors as well.

Did you hear that Rachel had sex with another virgin? She has 8 V cards in her possession now, I must admit she is one hell of a V Collector.

by Zachy P July 20, 2010