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college tea

Extreme diarhea, usually caused by heavy drinking. Also known as the liquor shits. Diarhea is classified as such when stool is mostly liquid.
Oh shit, my asshole is on fire. That god damn bottle of Jager made me brew college tea.
by black jesus August 24, 2003
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College of the Holy Cross

Oldest Catholic college in New England, run by the Jesuits and has the highest academic rating (98) of any Catholic college in the nation as rated by the Princeton Review. Holy Cross is the top Catholic liberal arts college per US News & World Report rankings.
College of the Holy Cross has a well deserved reputation for being a lot of work.
by skinnydipping November 2, 2008
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William Jewell College

William Jewell College is a small, liberal arts school set atop a small mountain in the middle of Liberty, MO. Once associated with Southern Baptists, the school has since branched away o a simple Christian affiliation. Students are, needless to say, eclectic. Some are honors students who spend their evenings watching foreign films and brewing their own coffee in their dorm rooms. Others venture to downtown Kansas City to smoke the hookah and wander the streets of Westport donning flannel shirts and TOMS. The last of the population blends in seamlessly, goes home every weekend, or is spending their third semester abroad. Because of Jewell's "moist" campus status, most students must venture off the Hill to party it up at houses designated by sports - baseball, soccer, football, and the lesser-known tennis house. Disregard the campus's outwardly pretentiousness though and you'll find a happy-go-lucky student body who longboard down the slopes, mind their P's & Q's, and complain about the constant wind.
Girl: Where do you want to go to college?
Boy: I'm thinking William Jewell College.
Girl: That ritzy place on the Hill? I hear they're uppity. Good luck.
by mclandie April 28, 2010
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Collège Catholique Mer Bleue

Franco-Ontarien school, Collège Catholique Mer Bleue (or CCMB) is a shitty high school that’s called a college just to make it sound fancier. The school is run by a principal who has the absolute worst fashion sense (which is probably why the dress code is so strict) and has a thing for rolling her R’s when talking about how cellphones aren’t allowed during exams. Though CCMB is labeled a French school, the students can’t speak French for shit except for that one clique of know-it-alls smartasses in each grade that actually follow the rules. The 7-8 section of the school consists of a bunch of slutty 8th grade girls who take every chance they get to show off cleavage at school and 7th graders who are either 6ft or 4’3. It also comes with all the 2004 popular kids and 12th graders acting like the rule the school by blasting music everywhere in the hallways and yelling at each other while creating mosh pits that will most likely kill someone! An average day consists of a fight between two guys in the atrium and having that one teacher that pulls them apart and somehow ends up getting punched in the face. The school teachers always seize the opportunity to fail every student they can so it can become one of the worst rated schools because of how bad the student’s grades are; mostly because the boys take the time to have a photo shoot in science class by holding up gang signs in front of the tables. If you come to the school for a tournament of some sort, BEWARE!
“Yo I’m going to Collège Catholique Mer Bleue for a volleyball game”
“Hah good luck, don’t get seduced by the 8th graders
by Anonymous183748818 August 13, 2019
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college

A huge waste of money. You'll spend assloads to get a worthless degree. Once you get out you will spend every single second of your day being harassed by the AES nazis while you're struggling to find a job. Don't laugh too hard at the guy at McDonald's flipping hamburgers you'll be there too once you graduate and more than likely he'll be your manager.

You also get the joy of listening to a bunch of dumbass ex-hippy professors try to fill your head with Communism and pointless dogma that's as worthless as tits on a bull in the real world.

Spending your student loan on lottery tickets is a more realistic goal than hoping to land a decent job with your degree.
Jim went to college and was a pompous ass thinking he'd get a great job out of it. Now he mows lawns.
by DennisIsevil September 8, 2006
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Centre College

A small, private liberal arts school located in Danville, Kentucky. Founded in 1819, Old Centre is the oldest college building west of the Allegheny Mountains. Centre was rated the best college in the south by Forbes two years in a row and ranked in the top 25 colleges and universities in the nation by Forbes in 2010. Also has the highest percentage of students studying abroad voluntarily in the nation (86%) and has study abroad opportunities in places such as Strasbourg, London, Japan, New Zealand, Hawaii, Israel, Greece, Camaroon, etc. offered in either full semesters or CentreTerm, a three week course taken during January. Alumni of Centre are generally so pleased with their experience that Centre has one of the largest endowments of any college in America, despite the fact that the student body at any given time is a mere 1,200. As well as an exceptional education, Centre promises a degree in four years, an opportunity to study abroad, and an internship corresponding to students' career interests. Students are friendly, ambitious and exceptionally well-rounded. By far the best private college in the state of Kentucky.
You go to Centre College? You must be awesome.
by udmolitw July 9, 2011
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College night

Thursday night partying because most college students don't have class on Friday.
Douchebag 1: Dude, it's college night! Let's get wasted!

Douchebag 2: Hells yeah boyee!
by Fridayeve January 17, 2009
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