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Preventing some unsuspecting moron from getting laid one night, or possible ever.
A kid walking with some chick in a parking lot gets soda thrown all over him by people driving by in a car. Therefore, he isn't getting any of that pussy that night. Or ever.
by Big Boss March 19, 2005
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when you're talking up a bitch and a male friend of hers or yours comes into the conversation.
I was just about to close the deal with her and some Dick comes over and cock blocked me.
by Joe Bru October 18, 2006
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cock-blocked

Could have one of two meanings:

1. A verb that denotes a female or gay male that flirts all night and at the end of the evening doesn't go the distance.

2. Also means that just as you were going to make a move on the object of your desires, another person beats you to the punch.

In either case the person thought they had a sure thing.
Man oh man I can kick myself . I'm so freakin' horny that I've had to masturbate twice already and I still have the worse case of morningwood since getting cock-blocked by this real hot chick at the bar last night..

{teased noncomittal
by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015
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Cock-Blocking

To Spit Game at a selected girl,that already has a man. (Men)
Basically the main goal of the man "Spitting" is to make the girl like him more than the other guy, hence:
"Cock-Blocking".
by W.A.R November 19, 2007
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cock blocker

A Guy/Girl Who Always Annoy's You While In The Process Of gettin With A Chick Or Gettin Her #
by Anonymous April 5, 2003
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A defensive kung fu move popularized by the late Bruce Lee.
'I fight with this one guy who use penis as main weapon. So, naturally, I find myself developing the move I now call COCK BLOCKER. Whyyyyyyyyy yah! Of course.'
by The Definition King August 19, 2007
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Cock-blocker

one who blocks other guys cocks when trying to insert in vagina, or mouth of woman.
Jeremy is king cock-blocker.
by Wages March 4, 2008
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