When the only way to succeed in a class is via the textbook. This may arise because:
1) Your teacher is too boring to listen.
2) You can't understand your teacher.
3) You don't go to class.
1) Your teacher is too boring to listen.
2) You can't understand your teacher.
3) You don't go to class.
Jim: Did you drop grade 12 biology?
Tom: Yeah, man, that was a textbook example of a textbook class.
Tom: Yeah, man, that was a textbook example of a textbook class.
by M2K May 5, 2008
Get the textbook class mug.When in an attempt to hold on a fart while in a classroom (preferably during reading, tests, or other times when the classroom is relatively silent) the pressure between the butt cheeks increases vibration- effectively making the noise louder. A shocked expression is a sign of a class blast, while pure embarrassment is a sign of just a regular fart.
Student #1: "Yo, this dude let out a class blast right as the room got quiet in 6th period today! His face was the best part.
Student #2: "I feel bad for him, all he wanted to to was hold it in, tie he fucked himsekf over. Still funny as shit though!"
Student #2: "I feel bad for him, all he wanted to to was hold it in, tie he fucked himsekf over. Still funny as shit though!"
by IcyKnight November 30, 2016
Get the Class blast mug.Used to refer a professional athlete. This athlete is of such superb skill, and athleticism that place them at the top elite of their class in the sport they play. Diamond class is a very small group and, only the best of the best are referred to in this way.
Man: "Wow look at #81! He just made a play that was impossible.. and made it look easy."
Friend: "He is definitely Diamond Class!"
Friend: "He is definitely Diamond Class!"
by Bageez April 6, 2014
Get the Diamond class mug.Code for janitorial services when one wishes to downplay the menial nature of the work or somewhat glorify the position in a tongue-and-cheek manner. A play on the French word "balai", which sounds like "ballet", the dance. When translated to English, "balai" means broom.
by absagne February 14, 2014
Get the ballet class mug.A horrible occurrence that happens when COVID-19 happens to be particularly abundant in your area, so your town goes into lockdown and you're given a shitty laptop (that you cannot do anything on, mind me) to complete more assignments than your teachers would normally assign, but since it's online it's supposed to be "easier" so they give more schoolwork but it's not "easier" at all.
by GrahamCrackerGuy January 20, 2021
Get the online classes mug.Someone who's being more than just a wanker, someone who pushes beyond being a twat and finally reaches the highest grade. An A-class Wanker.
by ☆ProblematicHoe☆ November 30, 2019
Get the A-class Wanker mug.A class that is extremely easy. Usually, you do nothing in the class and you still get a good grade. People who take all slack classes are called "slackers" because they are lazy.
by so like yeah February 7, 2007
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