Clarence

Historically, Clarence’s are unreliable friends.

Hey did you get your fantasy football trophy back from Clarence?

Nah he’s too lazy to deliver it.

Bummer. But that’s a typical Clarence for ya.

by Commissioner Goodell December 26, 2018

Caring

Caring is when you just drive and you do and you just do and you live your life.

“Frank what are you doing?”
“Im caring?

by Somebodywasheree December 31, 2019

Clarence

Clarence is a fuckin ugly and gross almond and soap smelling cunt. He is a tiny little saltarna headed prick. He buys $1.00 scratchy's for $50 he then always wins and gives the money to the ophens. Clarence is immortal and he heals really quick so he is a great punching bag.

"Clarence ya FUCKEN..."

"All these mean words are making my skin swore"
"All i wanted to do was be your friend!"
"oh god help me no"
"i found poo in your mail box"

by BJHOYLE November 26, 2019

Clarinet

A wood sucker.

Along with saxophones.

Another reason why clarinets are favored by so many male band direstors.

by Flutey [[Trumpet hater]] June 11, 2008

clarinet

Codename for a black man's penis. Also a feeble insignificant instrument that is useless on it's own, and needs 50,000 other clarinets playing with it to be heard over a trombone. Loudest volume: messopiano, if they try really hard. Have no real use in anything but concert band, and are only put in marching bands in school because the directors feel sorry for them. Ever notice how there are no woodwinds in professional marching bands? Play melody 99% of the time because the writers don't know what else to do with them.

Clarinet players blow on big black things.

by Booooooooooob November 14, 2007

Pulling a Charinelle

switching lanes carelessly, driving too fast in residential areas, etc.

"Dude, stop it. You're pulling a Charinelle!"

by Dianaaa January 1, 2009

clarinet

the stupidest instrument ever created. it sounds like a dying duck. the world would be benefited if it would disappear. a band/orchestra would have to be extremely good to drown out the disguisting clarinet noise.

trumpeteer: hey do u play an instrument
clarinetist/stupid person: yea clarinet
trumpeteer: then im not talking to u. ur not worthy.

by trumpeteer March 28, 2009