claimway

it is a side for claims

i love claimway slids

by mike hough February 20, 2009

Clail

Claw-like finger nail usually found on evil villians, wild animals and teenage girls. Approach all clails with caution as they are used at only the descretion of their owner.

-Cruella DeVill had some mightly evil clails going on.

-Ouch you just stabbed me with your clail!

claw

by QueenClail February 13, 2010

Claedan

A guy that can be described with one word as loving. He'll do everything he can for the people he loves, and is always faithful and honest. He can sometimes be cheeky and enjoys a laugh with his mates, but is also very serious. He will be passionate about something whether it be music, sport, school, or his career. If you find a guy like Claedan, be sure to say hello.

Girl 1: omg. i was out last night, and i think i totally met a Claedan.

Girl 2: aww thats so cute. howd you know he was a claedan.
Girl 1: well i dropped my purse, and i didnt know. and he came up and gave it back, and then walked me home and he was so sweet.
Girl 2: Wow. I am so jealous.

by ifoundtheone! July 3, 2010

clagdreads

Pillars of matted facial hair (either in the beard or moustache) that have been produced as a result of lumpy vaginal discharge being excreted onto the male facial region (or the facial region of a hairy-faced woman) without immediate removal after oral sex.

I should have shaved before I went down on her, she gave me clagdreads.

by FuriousSexuality May 10, 2012

Claimstorming

Hosting a meeting under the guise of a brainstorming session, with the sole intent of tricking others into completing a project you have absolutely no clue how to complete on your own. The claimstorming process is considered ‘complete’ when--at some point in the future--the meeting organizer claims full credit for any successful ideas, takeaways and activities resulting from the meeting.

Look out, guys. Cate was asked by her boss to find a target audience for our next product. We all know she couldn't find her ass if you let her use both hands, so I wonder how many of us will get pulled into her three-hour claimstorming session this afternoon?

by Bart Mann November 26, 2013

Cladunkle

When two peoples head come in contact at a high speed

I was running down the road and when I turned around me and chads head cladunkle

by alwaysjjgoodwinning December 23, 2014

Claiming Troll

Claiming that you were trolling, after losing an argument on teh interwebz.

Republican: "Gay people have no right to get married. It's against my religion!"
Intelligent/sane person: "Have you heard of 'separation of church and state'?"
Republican: "Dude, I was just trollin', bruh! Can't handle a joke, fgt?"
Intelligent/sane person: "Quit claiming troll, when you realize nobody agrees with you!"

by Chan-Nasty June 14, 2015