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A guy that can be described with one word as loving. He'll do everything he can for the people he loves, and is always faithful and honest. He can sometimes be cheeky and enjoys a laugh with his mates, but is also very serious. He will be passionate about something whether it be music, sport, school, or his career. If you find a guy like Claedan, be sure to say hello.
Girl 1: omg. i was out last night, and i think i totally met a Claedan.

Girl 2: aww thats so cute. howd you know he was a claedan.
Girl 1: well i dropped my purse, and i didnt know. and he came up and gave it back, and then walked me home and he was so sweet.
Girl 2: Wow. I am so jealous.
Claedan by ifoundtheone! July 3, 2010
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Clamdangle

Damn i was eating out that bitch last night and her clamdangle got all caught up in my beard
Clamdangle by dogtoucher.com November 28, 2010
E-famous Chicago scene kid. A very talented graphic designer with taste and skill not unlike Nicholas Scimeca. Well known by scene queens like Jac Vanek and Hannabeth, fellow e-famous people like Crystal Cashdolla, and bands like Empires, 2*Sweet. But he is most well known for his good friendships with members of Cobra Starship. While he is close with all of them, he is particularly close to Gabe Saporta, Ryland Blackinton, and Alex Suarez. And he's done personal favors for Alex, Ryland, and Vicky T.
Infamous poster on Fall Out Boy's fan club Overcast Kids, where new members anonymously admit that they have secret crushes on him, and wish they were his friend. He can be found walking down the streets of chicago accompanied with a scene scarf that serves no real purpose but to look awesome, his sidekick, and one of his many AA hoodies in various colors. (red, purple, sunshine, etc)
"I requested Clandan on Myspace, but he denied me!"
"well duh! He doesn't add anyone he doesn't know"

"CLANDAN RAPPED AT MY COBRA CONCERT LAST NIGHT!"
"DAMMIT! NOW I WISH I WENT! But it's ok, because I saw him do the rap in the House Of Blues last time"
ClanDan by Garlin Sands March 30, 2008

Claudank 

A Claudank is a strange, female science teacher who likes to watch Minecraft youtubers, but doesn't play Minecraft herself. The Claudank is similar to the Karen as they both have short hair and they both claim they are 10 years younger than they really are. Usually, a Claudank is a highschool science teacher who specialises in chemistry. Claudanks can easily be abused by students and sometimes must call in male teachers to yell at her unfortunate students. A Claudank prefers strong rugby players and polynesians field hockey players, she will often excuse these students for incomplete homework.
Ugh, we have period 6 Claudank in the brown house.
I can't believe I've had a Claudank two years in a row.
Claudank by Lucas Squeman September 3, 2019

Cledanzaveland Steamlaper 

Pronounced Cle-Danza-vland Steam-Lap-er
A combination of the Danza Slap and the cleveland steamer. A sexual act of extreme multi-tasking talent where a man squats over the woman's upper chest region and proceeds to slap her in the face with his penis shouting "Who's The Boss!" while pooping on her chest at the same time. Can be performed before during or after sex depending on individual Preference
That girl last night was such a freak that she wanted me to give her a cledanzaveland steamlaper.

claudandus 

A person that is harmful to others. Kind of like Scourge
"A crazy Claudandus went on a killing spree."
claudandus by LivelyChicken August 13, 2017
Caedan comes from the Scottish Gaelic term Cathal meaning “battler”. Other spelling have other meaning in their respective languages. Characteristics seem to hold constant for the name including one who does not give up in the face of defeat, friend, generally one who will be there for you.
Everybody needs a Caedan.
caedan by Cj1911 May 13, 2019
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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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