When a woman is on her knees being penetrated from behind while performing oral sex on a man in front of her such that her back is a nice, flat surface on which the two men can play cards.
by TruDat94109 June 24, 2010
Get the Card tabledmug. Refers to the assordid "magic" that a moocher plays on an unsuspecting victim using financial-instrument cards of some sort, and then "pulls a disappearing act" afterwards.
One of the most common moocher's card tricks is to show your "mark" a cash/debit card beforehand, and claim that it has sufficient funds loaded onto it to cover whatever expenses you're going to rack up, but then you either "forget" the card's PIN number or "discover" that the card has either been cancelled of has insufficient funds on it to cover your shopping bill or the gas-money for the ride that your "mark" gave you.
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
Get the card tricksmug. A colloquial term referring to an individual who displays an excessively frugal and penny-pinching behavior. A card licker will go to great lengths and employ unconventional methods to save even the smallest amounts of money or resources, often at the expense of practicality or social norms.
"I can't believe Tim spent an hour meticulously scraping off the expiration date on expired coupons just to use them. He's such a card licker."
"Sarah's reputation as a card licker spread quickly when her friends discovered she would collect discarded gift cards and painstakingly erase the remaining balances to reuse them."
"Sarah's reputation as a card licker spread quickly when her friends discovered she would collect discarded gift cards and painstakingly erase the remaining balances to reuse them."
by Xx_ILove_craighogan_Xx July 12, 2023
Get the Card Lickermug. The president really played a trump card inciting those riots to try and get the election overturned.
by Old whiskey leg Lincoln January 9, 2021
Get the Trump Cardmug. 1. The act of shredding an old and useless credit card
2. To shred a credit card because it's expired
2. To shred a credit card because it's expired
by My yee 2 March 13, 2021
Get the Shredit cardmug. The card left behind when the postmen cannot deliver your package.
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by Habura123 June 18, 2016
Get the FUSIMUD cardmug. When you wrap a playing card or other thick cardboard around your penis before sex to achieve supplemental girth. When inserted, the card is part of your “union” with your partner, hence, union card.
by Teamster954 March 26, 2021
Get the Union Cardmug.