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Cactus Cock

also known as CC when needing to be discreet regarding this issue, Cactuc Cock is when a male has a rather THICK penis and is constantly bringing female sex partners to bleed as a result of being too thick for the vaginal cavity.
"did you hear about brads cactus cock causing some more damage again last night? Thats three girls this month he has made bleed when they have sampled the cactus"
by mexican cactus November 21, 2009
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Flaming cactus

Tom: I challenge you to a battle!
James: I accept on one exception!
Tom: What is that?
James: We must fight with Flaming Catus Style!
Tom: Ok!
James: What are you doing with your clothes still on!?
Tom:THIS IS HOW WE MuST FIGHT! Noooooo!
by Pimpin Teddybear May 13, 2005
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cactus

A word to replace anything you can thing of.
What the cactus? That cactus is in my cactus. Cactus!
by bighugejake January 23, 2008
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Cactus

(plural: Cacti) The third gender. The ambiguous gender. When you can not tell based on physical appearance whether someone is male or female, or if you meet someone and think they are the opposite gender of what they are.

Not to be confused with a bishie.
There are a lot of cacti in anime, just look at Marik Ishtar, that cactus actually lives in the dessert. Win!
by Itami-Chan June 1, 2010
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cacks

by Anonymous July 21, 2003
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Cactus Tetard

1) Name given to one in a more friendly way instead of calling him a retard. However, it can also be used as a very harsh insult when in class when the teacher be right next to you. A cactus tetard is the type of smartass who gets the most obvious things wrong. If you ever see a cactus tetard, you will find that he looks normal at first but then 5 seconds later he will put on a bigboi rape face. If you are in a group and happen to find a cactus tetard in a group, try to take him out before he can pull the rape face. So then you will not be seduced and get horny.
1) Boi 1 "Fuck it's a cactus tetard! You get the legs I'll get the head and body."

2) Cactus tetard " What's 4+4-8?"

Boi 2 " 0 You Cactus Tetard"
by BigBoiKefla November 7, 2018
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Cactus ass

Hey man did you meet that guy last night? He was such a cactus ass
by Christittymcgee January 17, 2019
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