custardfuck

A rediculous exclamation used by people who don't know the difference between the word custard (a delicious pudding-like treat) and cluster (a gathering or mass).

Megan: There was a custardfuck of scene kids downtown last friday.
Morgan: Custardfuck? Megan, you are one beautiful but silly gosling.

by Morgan and Megan July 23, 2007

Custurd Apple

Organically grown Custard Apple, using turd compost

They were selling Custurd Apple at the farmer's market

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020

crustard

n. The dry, annoying piece of shit on the tip of a bottle of mustard.

Before you squirt that shit on your burger, be sure to pick off the crustard first, dude!

by designbabe73 September 3, 2004

Cuntard

When the word 'fucktard' doesn't quite express the way you feel about someone's level of retardation!

That cuntard has fucked himself in the arse again.
Could he be anymore countarded?
That cuntarded prick is doing my head in!

by welterw8 June 21, 2016

clustard

a cluster of retards

the jam on the freeway was caused by clustards that don't posses the skills to drive

by 2030 October 21, 2013

cumtard

A cumtard is a shortening of the phrase cum drinking retard.

Used as a way of letting someone know that you consider them to be a retarded cum receptacle.

Fiaz is such a cumtard!

by roger August 26, 2004

Custartarian

A person who only consumes custard products, often for moral reasons.

"Billy, would you like angel food cake or boston cream pie for desert?"

"Boston cream pie please, I'm a custartarian.

by wow4now January 3, 2009