by L's Pocky March 24, 2009
Bang pussy so hard that it evolves to a lighter shade of pink like salmon cooking in an oven.
Fratstar 1: "Yo did you get with her last night?"
Frastar 2: "Ya man I cooked that salmon like it was a holiday dinner."
Fratstar 1: "Yo did you get with her last night?"
Frastar 2: "Ya man I cooked that salmon like it was a holiday dinner."
Fratstar 1: "Yo did you get with her last night?"
Frastar 2: "Ya man I had to cook salmon like it was a holiday dinner."
Frastar 2: "Ya man I had to cook salmon like it was a holiday dinner."
by bobned October 17, 2014
Someone who tries to cook, but is poor at it, and uses bacon as a cover up. Also one to not cook wild game correctly, forcing people not to like wild game, and trying to make there bad cooking not the reason, use bacon. AKA - food band aid
by the great cook January 05, 2019
The act of comparing the stiffness, or status of your labido to cooked spaghetti which is limp and lifeless.
by Danmaj March 14, 2014
by SashaaO May 26, 2018
It's a dynamic phrase that could be used to say someone's attractive, or if food looks good. It's antonym is "cook it down" which could mean that someone's nasty, shouldn't sport that type of clothing, or if the food isn't as good as you thought.
(hot chick jogs by) "Mmm, cook it up!"
"What's for lunch today?"
"Chicken fajitas."
"Mmm, cook it up!"
(someone girl's pasty ass crack hanging out) "Uhh, cook it down! Cook it way down!!"
"What's for lunch today?"
"Chicken fajitas."
"Mmm, cook it up!"
(someone girl's pasty ass crack hanging out) "Uhh, cook it down! Cook it way down!!"
by ohdogmycats October 10, 2009
A so-called comedian who is mildly amusing in small doses. Any full length show or DVD has been banned by the world community as cruel and unusual.
"Hey, did you hear the new torture they're using at GTMO?"
"Oh right, I hear they're forcing EPWs to listen to or watch Dane Cook. They spill both their secrets and their lunch after that!"
"Oh right, I hear they're forcing EPWs to listen to or watch Dane Cook. They spill both their secrets and their lunch after that!"
by Soupy Boots April 17, 2009