Christopher Alexander

A guy who is SWAGLESS but thinks he has tons of swag. Listens to music such as : B.spears, kesha etc. (if you consider that music) pretty much the type of guy that hugs walls at all your school dances.

Damn, look at that christopher alexander just standing around looking at everyone else have fun

by RighteousJorge November 4, 2011

Christoffer

A man who can be very rude without noticing it and puts on a charming personality, to get sex. He is the type of guy to get a few STD’s a year. Some would describe him as a dickhead

Yo he made Anna cry, what a Christoffer!

by Henrietta the boss October 2, 2019

the christopher

The act of using women's pantyhose to dress as a nun, nailing another man, screaming 'hallelujah' once the ejaculation is inside him.

I tried the Christopher last night with my nephew

by Jshizniz July 14, 2017

Cristofer

Cris is the biggest dumbfuck of all time he is annoying sometimes but he is cool.

Wow that kid is such a cristofer sometimes

by Eat that pussy445 March 13, 2017

Christocrat

a supporter of a Christian theocratic government

Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, Ted Haggard, and other assholes are bunch of Christocrats.

by RottingintheMidwest March 2, 2009

Christopher

Chris's are nerds, love WOW, likes weed, philosophy, reading, fantasy, cupcakes, girls, money, japan

Hey Christopher, wanna play WOW while stoned

by kistel June 19, 2011

Christopher Columbus

An attempt at ejaculating on a woman's breast that mistakenly ends up on her face

"Dude, I just had a Christopher Columbus with her, and now she won't pick up the phone ... "

by P84 February 11, 2013