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Capital G Gay

Someone so queer, so over the top flamboyantly homosexual that there is no possible way they could be straight.
Girl: I think that cheerleader dude is kinda hot.
Friend: He's Capital G Gay, you don't have a shot in hell.
by MrJizz May 15, 2010
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Captain Obvious

"Captain Obvious Strikes Again"

A phrase or name given to the one who points out the obvious.
Captain Obvious: Homosexuals are gay!

Guy 1: Captain Obvious strikes again.
by J-Winner March 25, 2010
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Capital University

A small university in Bexley, Ohio. A fuzzy man resides in the center of campus to be climbed every year on reading night. Campus security is top notch and will help you get out of any Red Rover altercations with the Bexley police.
I would like to attend Capital University. I hear it is a fine educational institution.
by capalum February 24, 2009
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captain asshole

the asshole of a group of people that you can't really hate because the things he does are funny. Even if he is a dick.
look at captain assholeover there chugging in that freshmens face.

come outside and look at captain asshole passed out in the bushes.
by cheif asshole October 11, 2010
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capital cruising

Truck club started in Kentucky unfortunately it’s spreading like herpes it’s full of clapped rust buckets and depression

Rules:
Must have Shitty lights in wheel wells

Must be clapped “essential”
Must be able to retrieve keys through rust holes in floor board

Must be a virgin
Hell yeah bro I just joined capital cruising let’s go leak oil in the Kmart parking lot
by Yup we’re leaking August 10, 2021
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Captain Salt Truck

The drunk/clueless friend who always comes up and says/does something repulsive while you are trying to spit your game on a hottie, and therefore ruins the whole thing.
Man, I was totally vibing with this hot chick when Captain Salt Truck game ruiner salt drunk friend came up to me dunkenly and spilled his drink on her shoes. That was the end of that possibility.
by sjkyr4 March 11, 2009
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el capitano

someone who you hold deep admiration for or is captain of a ship or some other thing that you can be captain of
by el capitano December 12, 2004
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