phany bandit

phany bandit: a word created from family guy meaning fag, faggot, gay.

hey man look at that phany bandit with his fudge packing friend

by spittyfire1207 April 7, 2009

bathroom bandit

Someone who secretly destroys your bathroom after a night of excessive drinking.

Jodi: "Wow Sanj really messed up our bathroom"
Ashley: "Ya he's a real bathroom bandit!"

by smashley2121 March 15, 2010

GOOBER BANDITS

1) A bike gang from N.Y.

2) An unstoppable force.

3) A bike crew from Schenectady.

First guy: OH SHIT! The Goober Bandits are coming!

Second guy: OH FUCK!

Third guy: ( too busy hauling ass)

by a GOOBER BANDIT June 18, 2009

bean bandit

A racist term for hispanics/mexicans because all they do is eat beans.

Person 1: Look at that mexican eat that bean burrito!
EviL: What a fucking bean bandit!

by kthxBYE! August 26, 2006

Silly Bandit

n. A person who specializes in stealing Silly Bandz. These thieves mainly target young children, often while their victims are displaying or trading their Silly Bandz, leaving them vulnerable. They may also act in marauding gangs, suddenly and sometimes violently attacking their victims without warning.

Guy 1: Dude, have you seen my Silly Bandz? I swear I had a choo-choo train, a poodle and a unicorn just a second ago!

Guy 2: Nah, bro. Must have been a Silly Bandit. Gotta watch out, those thugs are everywhere!

by Mr. Longstride June 17, 2010

Booty Bandito

1. used to describe a girl who lacks a sufficient booty

2. the imaginary man who "steals" the booty in the first place

Hey Jim, look at the flat ass on that one; looks like the Booty Bandito got her!

by DJ Carlos June 22, 2006

Smokey and the Bandit

Taking a hit off of a bong while simultaneously evacuating your bowels.

My morning routine consists of a Smokey and the Bandit, shower and a shave.

by Maynardspet April 9, 2015