blamonge

there is a fly in my onion vomit soup please remove it

me - WAITER! blamonge
Waiter - Eh?

by Danny September 29, 2004

blamegression

the act of blaming a current problem or addiction on something or someone from the past.

You need to quit using blamegression as an excuse for your problems.

by kid320 July 13, 2011

blammer

Someone who spams blogs in order to obtain backlinks to their own site.

"I had another blammer today, left some garbage comment to try and get a backlink"

by SimmoDaz February 16, 2008

Blamp

Short for badass lamp.

As a lamp enthusiast, I have a great appreciation for blamps.

by Raelito April 14, 2020

blamps

a godly figure, awesome at everything

damn u look like blamps

by joe39837 April 28, 2008

blamp

poop, waste, feces, crap, or poo.

Ewww..There's a blamp on the floor!

by Holly October 11, 2003

Blamifaction

Blamifacation occurs when 12 midgets dressed like kiss start licking each others asses when 44 shaved leopards prance and start fucking them beastiality-style. Whilst when the ass licking occurs they shove mangos and assorted fruits up the cornholes when the butt cuts begin when 12 dirty polish fags go bobbin for boners in a tub of applesauce when the dendrafeliacs start chillin up in n. dakota whilst the school children prance and play with there vibrating spinaches

DUDE I WAS HAVING MAD ANAL SEX WITH JAMIES UNTIL 12 MIDGETS DRESSED LIKE KISS STARTED LICKING EACH OTHERS ASSES WHEN 44 SHAVED LEOPARDS PRANCED AND STARTED FUCKING THEM BEASTIALITY-STYLE. WHILST WHEN THE ASS LICKING OCCURS THEY SHOVED MANGOS AND ASSORTED FRUITS UP THERE CORNHOLES WHEN THE BUTT CUTS BEGAN WHEN 12 DIRTY POLISH FAGS WENT BOBBIN FOR BONERS IN A TU OF APPLESAUCE WHEN THE DENDRAFELIACS STARTED CHILLIN UP IN N. DAKOTA WHILST THE SCHOOL CHILDREN PRANCE AND PLAY WITH THERE VIBRATING SPINACHES....total blamifacation....wanna go ride bikes?

by theDIRTYfucker June 12, 2004