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Hello Awkward

1. A phrase used when something awkward happens and is usually accompanied by a pinky grab
2. The title given to a group of really sweet kids
"And if he tries to insult my religion: Pokemon, I'll rip my clothes off and beat the shit out of him" -Ashley
"HELLO AWKWARD" -everyone else
by The Freaky One November 10, 2008
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awkward man hug

A very awkward way a male embraces another male. The hug giver reaches around the hug receiver, hold them tightly with both arms, places his face over the receiver's shoulder and breaths heavily onto their neck or ear. Usually cause the receiver to violently push or shove away his assailant while cursing or calling the attacker any form of homosexual adjectives.
Motives of the attacker, or awkward hug giver range from just messing with his friends or actually initiating contact to vent pent up homosexuality because he is still in the closet. Both cases are easily identified, the first is characterized by laughter and little awkwardness after interaction. The other is more awkward than normal awkward hugs and the giver could not want to let go or be unable to laugh his actions off.
AcronymsA.M.H.
"GET OFF ME, HOMO!"-Receiving Guy
"Whats going on?"-Bystanding Guy
"Cory just gave me an awkward man hug."-Receiving Guy
"Cory?! Is this true?"-Bystanding Guy
"I'm gay."-Cory
by Dick Keene April 13, 2008
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Awkward Arm

Just an awkward arm with nowhere to go. It normally comes into play during spooning, when you are the big spoon. When you spoon, you're on one side, laying on one arm. The top arm is usually wrapped around your partner. The other arm is squished and uncomfy.
Things to do with your awkward arm:
1.) Massage your partner
2.) Stick under them. and wrap around
3.) Grab his/her butt
4.) Guys: Cover your boner!!
*To your little spoon:
One sec, I have to move my awkward arm.
by Rosemary Ruth December 30, 2007
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AWKIF

Shorted version of the longass title for Paramore's first studio album
AWKIF, way easy it say than 'All We Know Is Falling' -.-
by StevenStone January 3, 2009
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awks

What stupid 12 year old girls say when a situation is considered "awkward".
Omg! My name is Ashley too! That's so awks!
by Freakingbuttttt September 21, 2011
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awkqueerd

moments that are unpleasant, dicy and queer.
When Nate caught Kevin looking at his crotch in the urinal stall next to him, the moment was awkqueerd.
by BloPa May 26, 2009
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awkward derek

When a straight male(possible in the closet)feels uncomfortable or awkward around males with their shirts off.
I walked into the locker room and immediately felt an awkward derek come over me.
by Mikelowry October 26, 2009
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