allergic to nuts

1. slang for a lesbian or a straight guy

2. a bad, common allergy

1. damn, that girl didn't try to pick up a single guy tonight. She must be allergic to nuts.

2. my dad is allergic to nuts, in both ways.

by dopeonarope August 29, 2006

aler

One who consumes ale - i.e. a drinker, boozehound, drunk, pisshead etc. Can be used affectionately as well as in a negative light for someone with an alcohol problem.

Oliver Reed - what a legendary aler!

by Zeeberino January 12, 2011

false alert

It's when you sit down on the toilet to defacate and just gas comes out.

Anthony ran to the toilet with the squirts from to much perks but it ended up being a false alert. "just Air"

by rick enumber9 December 30, 2011

Alerik

To pretend to do something. To pretend to work hard on any given day.

Erik and Alex have been aleriking here for years.

by Danny Evanseroni January 15, 2006

altered image

A incomplete or sub-par job completed when shaving ones pubes. This is normally a result of being rushed or under a deadline. (buddy coming over real quick) Altered Image jobs almost always have to be touched up at a later date.

Person 1: Hey man, did you trim up for tonight?
Person 2: Nah dude, I didn't have time so I gave it the altered image treatment.

by Team Este September 22, 2009

aleric

Typically a shy person at first but he can open up if you get to know his group of friends. He catches your eye at first glance and he is tall and well built. He can be an asshole at times if he doesn't like you, but has a real personality. He doesn't normally stand out from the crowd, but if you take a chance to get to know him, it can follow to a great relationship. Agreed, he can be an asshole even to his best friends, but you'll never find someone like him.

Wow that guy is so nice! He must be an Aleric.

by Danikat July 26, 2017

Theo Alert

Dutch version of NSFW.

(Theo Alert)

Funny picture

by TeeCee January 30, 2004