noun - A condom filled with poop (deuce, shitlog, stinky brownsnake) or other assorted fecal forms that has been tied off at the end and frozen. Once frozen, It is used to penetrate the vagina, anus, or other bodily orifice in the same fashion as a dildo. Apollo 13's are commonly used in the spacedock community and other shit-related sexual deviancy circles.
I was just going to give her a traditional spacedock, but I remembered that I had a fresh Apollo 13 in my freezer. I used that on her vagina and saved my pending shit for a Cincinatti Steamer I delivered to her later that evening.
by Lord of the Turd July 26, 2008
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It just means you value your friendship more than your ego.
It just means you value your friendship more than your ego.
by you-are-so-my-cup-of-tea March 14, 2015
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Sean: "Man, my girlfriend really pissed me off last night."
Christ: "Even if it wasn't your fault, give her a hollow apology, that way you can still use her for sex!"
Christ: "Even if it wasn't your fault, give her a hollow apology, that way you can still use her for sex!"
by TornIn2 January 16, 2011
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When someone makes a cringey or out of pocket post, usually on the social media platform known as “Tiktok”.
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by Nice cup of me September 24, 2016
Get the I apologize for all my shortcomings mug."I'll apologize to Jon right now," Sheen, 45, said Wednesday morning on K-EARTH 101 radio station.
But to avoid any confusion, Sheen clarifies, "It's a little bit of a half-apology. An apol."
But to avoid any confusion, Sheen clarifies, "It's a little bit of a half-apology. An apol."
by giantqtipz March 26, 2011
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