aiden my boy

aiden is the type of boy you will randomly meet one day and then instantly fall in love with. he’s really tall, loving, caring, generous, gentle, mean sometimes but really nice and an amazing person. i love aiden so much and he’s actually perfect so never get rid of aiden + he’s got a big dick. 💐🤍

so aiden my boy is going out for a walk

oh i love aiden your boy

by your girl z May 26, 2023

AIDEN MY BABY

aiden is the type of guy you will randomly meet on a random app but fall in love with. aiden is so sweet, funny, kind, generous, caring, loving and an amazing boyfriend. aiden is the best person you will ever meet so never get rid of him + he’s got a big big big dick 🌷🤍

aiden my baby is coming over

by your girl z May 26, 2023

Rite-aiding

The elaborate pranking process in which one buys a novelty item from Rite-Aid in the dead of night, pairs it with suggestive song lyrics, and anonymously leaves it on someone's doorstep to be discovered the next morning. This is an undertaking to be done to one's friend, the enjoyment of which comes from the mental image of that person dumbfounded by the ridiculous gift.

Me: I left a "World's Best Mom" coffee mug on his doorstep and put the lyrics to "Afternoon Delight" inside!
Friend: Whoa Dude, nice job Rite-aiding!

by kpiks517 December 28, 2012

Farmer Aidan

Farmer Aidan has done some raunchy stuff. He may flirt with you through “Houseparty” or “Instagram”. He may tell you that he likes you and is interested in you but that is just because, like he said on his Houseparty, “so HMU if you ever want to do anything”.

If you meet Farmer Aiden, hit up your cool Indian friend to expose him for fucking a pig and having a pig son and a pig wife. That Indian friend will tell him to Alpaca his bags and leave you alone.

“Farmer Aidan, how’s the piggy family?”

by Flamingodildo June 23, 2018

Dirty Aidan

A sexy girl with huge titties and a gorilla grip

I could really use a dirty Aidan right now

by bashejdbdjnbdhdnb August 31, 2020

john and aidan

the tightest of all homies, if you think you and your friend are tighter than them you're wrong

"yo man wheres your girlfriend"
"idk she said she was with john and aidan though"
"shes getting plowed rn"

by 69peepeebutt69 December 4, 2019

Airyn

A girl who is very dumb, as though she is a blonde, but is probably actually emo. She laughs at everything, funny or not, and she most likely snorts. She is a nerd and probably a gamer. She may be hot.

Guy one: Dude, your girl is so Airyn.
Guy two: HEY she's hot.

by whowantstobang July 20, 2010