Emilia Perez

Worst form of tortue

Hey I like Emilia Perez-*shot with a knife*

by Help Me a a a a a February 10, 2025

Emil’s Fallacy

When a creator disregards criticism by arguing one cannot know something is bad without having first created something like it before.

Thomas: Wow this literal feces on my plate tastes terrible!
Chef Emil: You can’t criticise my cooking when you have never cooked before!
Thomas: I don’t need to be a professional chef to know feces tastes bad! That’s Emil’s Fallacy

by sneed1492 February 14, 2025

Emily

Emily is the most wonderful girl to ever exist. Although you might think she's a bit of a pleb and she's shy and doesn't yap alot, once you get to know her and she's comfortable with you she's never gonna stop yappin. Emily has the most beautiful eyes the cuttest smile and the most addictive laugh ever

Im in love with her and one day we gon get married

-Alex

Alex- i love Emily
Emily- i love Alex
*gets married

by No.1emilover February 17, 2025

emil flip

an illegal immigrant who came here on leafs and sticks is a specky bastard who touches himself to hentai child porn and hits treadmill and never loses weight

stop being such a fucking emil flip

by jack devine420 February 20, 2025

Emilia baker

Emilia baker is the best kind young ladie who loves to help people and is smart and funny

Emilia baker a kind person

by Thekidinblack February 25, 2025

emily calladine

a sexy broad. has a fat ass that I LOVE to eat and suck on. when she puts her toes in my mouth life feels great again. sometimes her pubes are long and almost choke me out but i kinda like being strangled by her long luscious vagina hair. the best part of my day is coming home and peaking out from under her bed as she beats the shit out of bella. i end up coming out at night and lick every inch of her asshole. emily is the love of my life (even tho she is asleep for most of our amazing times together)

person 1: have you ever sucked a brown starfish?

person 2: no?

person 1: try emily calladines

by mickeydickens March 17, 2025

Emily

Emily is a person who sees themselves as industrious but is a clinically insane person.

Emily wants to set up this party extravagantly but there were no chips

by Tegotrick March 22, 2025